'Saturday Night Live' (Sat., 11:30PM ET on NBC) opened our eyes to the magical, serene world of Helen Mirren's breasts. The Oscar-winning Dame was an incredibly good sport.

Nasim Pedrad asked, "Can I touch 'em?" Mirren replied, "Yes, of course." Over soaring music, Pedrad had visions of the sun rising, bunnies in tranquil fields, the moon landing, O.J. and the glove, 'Rudy', and Kerri Strug's one-legged vault.

Then she was surrounded by fluffy clouds and a robed, blond Adam Samberg. He informed her: "You're in a place that's much better than heaven. You're in Helen Mirren's titties."

Back in the 'SNL' studio, Kristen Wiig stormed into the room. "I'm having such a bad day," she said before burying her head in Mirren's cleavage. Ah, much better.