I hope I never have to type that sentence again.

Nerve.com has a special feature going, where they get 90s pop icons to give advice to readers on sex and love. The icons so far are Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell and T-shirt salesman), Jake Fogelnest (the kid who interviewed celebs in his bedroom on local cable and MTV), Susan Powter ("Stop The Insanity!!"), Wiley Wiggins (Dazed and Confused), and Dan Renzi (Real World: Miami).

For the record, Screech thinks that you should "tap it so good that she falls asleep," and that if you want to get laid you should rent The Crow.