What's a little infidelity between friends? Tonight, more than one injured party could answer that question on Desperate Housewives. It all started off with an (innocent? you be the judge) kiss between Tom and Gabrielle. At first Lynette wasn't jealous, much. Until... Bree managed to raise her jealous hackles with the news (what, Lynette didn't know? it seems as if EVERYONE should know, hmmm?) that Gabrielle had an affair with her teenaged gardener.

True-to-slapstick-form, Gabrielle's next appearance at chez Tom & Lynette occurs as Tom is carrying in several bags of groceries and the baby. Gabrielle helps, baby spits up (and WOW that's a lot of spitup. Maybe baby has some GI issues. My crystal ball reveals a future show where baby's pediatrician puts her on a gluten-free/casein-free diet.), Gabrielle gets all cleaned up and half-naked. One uncomfortable moment, consider yourself set up.