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by Keith McDuffee, posted Dec 2nd 2006 8:46PM

The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the past two weeks from TV:

"It's like Betty Crocker and Charles Manson had a love child, and he's cooking for me." -- Anthony Bourdain, guest judge on Top Chef
"I got a better question for you. What is your sister's cell phone doing on my dead body?" -- Gibbs to McGee on NCIS
"If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension populated entirely by dogs, who will eat it." -- Peter reading from a safe sex pamphlet on Family Guy
"They shake their booties and my thingy gets excited!" -- The Blizzard Man (Andy Samberg) freestyling on Saturday Night Live