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Obviously I mean the actor, David Anders. But wouldn't it be beyond cool to see the character of Sark show up on Heroes? Maybe he got some sort of power from being so close to all that Rambaldi business. Maybe he can have the power to impersonate anyone's voice exactly (Anders is actually from Oregon but does a British accent perfectly).

Kristin over on E! is reporting that Anders is under negotiations to join the NBC hit this fall. He would play a new character named Kane (Isabelle has details on the character here), though there are no other details about the character. Of course, it's not a done deal, but it would be fantastic if this actually happened.

[via TV Tattle]

Paris' sister Nicole has made a deal with E! Television to have the E! news ticker run inside all of the elevators at her Miami and Chicago hotels. If that wasn't enough, E! Live From The Red Carpet will continuously run on video screens in the hotel's clubs, and every computer in the hotel will have E! Online as their home page.

Sure, becaue heaven forbid we can go on vacation and have just one moment's rest from the massive infotainment machine that invades our skulls.

In related news, TV Guide Channel will have Joan Rivers come to your home and give you a massage and a happy ending.