So playing around with fireworks can be dangerous, and this Dutch ad shows that not only might you get severely injured, it might be in a way you never even imagined.

Having a face like that would cause so many problems I can't even begin to list them all.

[via Adfreak]

• Discovery's Deadliest Catch marathon continues all night.
• USA's James Bond movie marathon continues.
• Sci-Fi's Twilight Zone continues all weekend.
• Military Channel has a marathon of The Revolutionary War.
• At 7, ESPN Classic has the 2009 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
• At 8, NBC has a new Kings, then Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular.
• PBS has A Capitol Fourth at 8.
• Cartoon Network has a new BrainRush at 8, followed by a new Destroy Build Destroy.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• At 10, ABC has a new Eli Stone.
  
• CBS has the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular at 10.
  
• At 10:15, TCM has 1776.
• At 12:30AM, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• Sci-Fi has a Twilight Zone marathon all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new Dance Machine, followed by new episodes of Duel and 20/20.
• NBC has more U.S. Olympic Trials at 8, then the Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular and a new Dateline.
• PBS has A Capitol Fourth at 8.
• The CW has a new Smackdown! at 8.
• At 9, VH-1 has a new Best Week Ever.
• At 10, CBS has the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular.
• E! has a new episode of The Soup at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

It's another holiday, and that means more TV marathons and specials! Here's a handy guide to the 4th (and the 5th and 6th).

July 4

• AMC has Planet of the Apes movies all morning, then the Jaws movies starting at 10:30am.
• At 6am, USA has a Walker, Texas Ranger marathon.
• TMC has episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents (80s version) at 6, then Hitchcock movies all day.
• At 7, ESPN2 has coverage of Wimbledon Tennis.
• At 8, A&E has a marathon of Paranormal State.
• Biography has a City Confidential marathon starting at 8.
• There's a Twilight Zone marathon starting at 8 on Sci-Fi.
• At 9, TruTV has a Beach Patrol marathon.
• FX has a King of the Hill marathon at 9.
• At noon, NBC has more Wimbledon.
• At 2pm, TV Land has an I Love Lucy marathon.
• At 3, HGTV has a Design Star marathon.
• At 8, PBS has A Capitol Fourth.
• At 9, NBC has the Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular.
• At 10, CBS has the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular.

Katharine McPhee and Jordin Sparks will be performing at this year's Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular. The Idol alums will be joined by country music sensation Kenny Chesney and British chart-topper Natasha Bedingfield. McPhee, who is currently working with David Foster on her second album, will perform "Save The Last Dance for Me" at the event. Sparks, who is nominated for a BET Viewer's Choice Award for her duet with Chris Brown, is set to perform her latest single "One Step at a Time." Chesney will sing "Never Wanted Nothing More" and Bedingfield will sing "Pocketful of Sunshine." Natalie Morales of NBC's Today and Tiki Barber of Today and Football Night in America will co-host the event on Independence Day.

The Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular will air from 9-10 p.m. on NBC. Sound like something you'd watch? I don't know if I'll be tuning in for this. I'd rather find a local fireworks show than watch one on TV.

• Sci-Fi has a Twilight Zone marathon all day and night, while The History Channel has a marathon of Revolution.
• TCM has Yankee Doodle Dandy at 5:30, followed by The Howards of Virginia and 1776.
• At 8, PBS has A Capitol Fourth, with Tony Danza, Bebe Neuwirth, Elliot Yamin, Yolanda Adams, and Hayden Penttiere from Heroes. Wow, did they just pick names out of a celebrity hat or something?
• The CW has a new Hidden Palms at 8.
• At 9, NBC has the Macy's Fourth of July Spectacular, followed by a new Dateline.
• TBS has two new episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne starting at 9.
• At 10, CBS has the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular.

Check your local TV listings for more.

(S01E18) There were so many spectacular moments in this episode that I don't even know where to begin. This has to be one of the best episodes so far this season, because the writers juggled a handful of storylines very, very well. Most of the stories were flat-out hilarious, but they also managed to sneak in a very sweet storyline for Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) and it totally worked for me. But, the best part of the show? The one-liners. They had me laughing so hard that I frequently had to pause the TiVo to recover. Does that happen to anyone else with this show? Let's just say I'm thrilled that NBC renewed 30 Rock for a second season.

One thing I noticed about this episode was that Jane Krakowski was not in it at all. And, I'm sorry, but I kind-of liked that. I think she is the weakest character on the show and is having a hard time finding her comedic timing. While all of the supporting characters are ridiculous, her character seems... well, typical. I haven't given up on her, though.

1. America's Got Talent (NBC)
2. So You Think You Can Dance - Weds (FOX)
3. CSI (CBS)
4. 60 Minutes (CBS)
5. Law and Order: CI (NBC)
6. So You Think You Can Dance - Thurs (FOX)
7. Cold Case (CBS)
8. CSI: Miami (CBS)
9. CSI: Miami - Weds (CBS)
10. Law and Order (NBC)
11. Macy's 4th of July Fireworks (NBC)
12. Grey's Anatomy - Special (ABC)
13. Big Brother - Thurs (CBS)
14. Law and Order: SVU (NBC)
15. Crossing Jordan (NBC)
16. So You Think You Can Dance (FOX)
17. Grey's Anatomy (ABC)
18. NCIS (CBS)
19. Dateline (NBC)
20. Boston Pops Fireworks (CBS)

So here it is, the Fourth of July. Barbecues, beaches, parades, fireworks and all that. But there's TV too, if you don't want to go outside.

What is everyone watching today? It's a weekday so many of the same shows are on, but there are also a lot of specials too. USA has a Monk marathon all day and night, while The Sci-Fi Channel has the last day of their three day Twilight Zone marathon. CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News will probably have coverage of all of the Fourth celebrations and rememberances throughout the day. And the space shuttle Discovery is supposed to lift off at 2:38pm ET.

My two Fourth of July TV traditions are watching the episode of Magnum, P.I. where he goes out on the Fourth to row by himself, and gets knocked off of his canoe and has flashbacks to when his dad taught him to swim. And Wimbledon! I'll be watching Wimbledon all day on NBC and ESPN2.

What are your Fourth TV traditions?