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Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Bus:

2nd place to Bill L.: "The moral of this story: never remind Jerry O'Connell what a little porker he was in Stand By Me."
3rd place to Curtis: "Gracen drops to his knees and thankfully takes in the fresh air as his fellow carpoolers decided to play a farting game on the ride into work."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of Dirty Sexy Money ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Chris W.:

2nd place to ac: "Coming soon to Fox: Harry Potter M.D."
3rd place to Bill L: "House also thought he had seen his ex-wife Stacy back at the hospital, but realized he was imagining things only after trying to lift her skirt."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of Carpoolers ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to BigTed:

2nd place to Tele-Toby: "Kids, the doctors only give me a few hours to live, so screw the story about how I met your mother! Let me tell you about how I went on a killing spree. Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily were already quick-drying patches of cement in the basement, and I was just putting the finishing touches on hiding Aunt Robin's corpse in the wall, when your Uncle Barney showed up. That's when I knew that night was going to be legen- cough! cough! cough!" beeeeeeeeeeep!
3rd place to ThomasD: "Ted gets ready to watch something more exciting than Kid Nation."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of House ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Bob MC:

2nd place to Lee: "Damn man, I can't believe that these are the best seats available for Gallagher."
3rd place to Jeff: "I'm starting to regret my decision to take part in Fear Factor..."

This week, a scene from the season premiere of How I Met Your Mother ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Tele-Toby:


2nd place to Parasail Pete: "Breaking with the long-standing trailer park tradition of pink flamingos in the yard, Bille-Bob and Edna make a bold and risky statement by decorating with the stylish new green ninja mannequin."
3rd place to ac: "Even as adults Michael Jackson's children must hide their identity."

This week, a scene from the season premiere episode of Prison Break ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to ac:


2nd place to Nik: "Okay Marty, you've had your fun. Now get in the DeLorean and let's get back to the future."
3rd place to brother numsi: "See, ladies. I do so many pushups, my arm took a day off."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ...

We know that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was picked up for a third season, but how did they get Danny DeVito to stick around? The video below explains everything, and if the warnings at the beginning of the video aren't enough, let me tell you upfront that the video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK and contains mature themes.

Tell you what: skip down to the bottom of this post and watch the video first, because I'm going to talk about it and I don't want to ruin any of it for you.

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Elf:

2nd place to pacheco: "Do they realize they're both sucking on the same noodle?"
3rd pace to Bus: "Last time I saw a boy suck a noodle like that was in prison."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of Eureka ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Brent McKee:


2nd place to Derek: "They really ought to give instructions on how to use Guacamole dip"
3rd place to Richard Leach: "I get to be The Hulk this time! Fine, I'll be The Mask! Sssmmmokin!"

This week, a scene from last week's Psych:

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Nik:

2nd place to Alicia: "And for the *ahem* slave girl in your life, her very own masochistic teddy."
3rd place to Derek: "I said get me a bare naked lady wearing just a teddy or maybe some leather ..."

This week, a scene from the season premiere of Weeds ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to DJ:

2nd place to Nik: "kYLe, wE haVe youR beLLYbuTton. LeAVe $55,000 bY thE rEcycLE bIN iF yoU wAnt t0 sEe it aGaiN. reGaRds, mR. yx. pS iT mISSes yoU."
3rd place to Bus: "Having a plumber as a father means you never get the race car bed you've always wanted."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of John from Cincinnati ...

The video at the end of this post has a lot of swearing, so if that's not your thang, watch this instead.

We all know that Judd Apatow (Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Forty Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up) is a man who can do no wrong and who deserves our respect, adulation and fawning worship. However, no one has ever expressed his love for the man quite like Andy Milonakis (The Andy Milonakis Show).

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Nik:

2nd place to Fred: "C'mon, say it with me: Toga! Toga! Toga!"
3rd place to Rogphi: "What can I say... she's a hard habit to break."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of Kyle XY ...

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

1st place to Chris Wyant:

2nd place to Brent McKee: "I don't care what you say Henry, these things do not make us all look like professional poker players."
3rd place to Brooke Thorington: "Brush fires were ignored as thousands stood in line for Corey Hart's 'I Wear My Sunglasses at Night' comeback tour."

This week, a scene from this week's episode of Rescue Me ...

Here Come the Newlyweds, a new reality series in which freshly married couples compete for a cash prize, has been picked up by ABC for six episodes.

The series, created by Jay Blumenfield and Tony Marsh, is being pitched as a nicer reality series, one that focuses more on the humorous aspects of (newly) married life and not so much on exploiting human drama and misery. The couples facing off on the series include an arranged marriage, high school sweethearts and divorcees each on their fourth marriage.