Feel like being berated over the phone by an overzealous paper salesman with designs to take over the world? Then go over to the web site for Season Two of The Office, where you can "Get a Call from Dwight". Just pick from one of five messages, leave your phone number, and Dwight Scrhute will call at some point and bitch you out for being late to work, ordering an inordinate amount of salmon-covered paper, or something bad on your resume.

We had Dwight call our contact line (see the banner on the right); click here to hear the message (the file is also enclosed in this post for any RSS feed readers with embedded mp3 playing capability). At the end, he gives a code that will unlock a part of the website that shows deleted scenes from Season Two of the show. So, have Dwight call you, or have him yell at an unsuspecting friend. Either way, it's something that will help you stave off boredom for a half-hour or so.