Oh my. Kristen Bell now joins the ranks of Jessica Simpson, Haylie Duff and Jennifer Love Hewitt as one of the Girls of Maxim. In the photos and on the cover, Kristen is stripped down to her underwear and a black bra. One photo actually looks like she's preparing to do a breast self-exam. The quotes from her online don't say much, except she confesses that "old pervs" used to honk at her back in the day when she went to a Catholic school that required her to wear a plaid skirt as a uniform. Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, told Maxim all about her boobs. But you will never know that because you stopped reading this back at the link to Kristen's online photos, didn't you?

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