glass houses

(S03E06) "L.A. is no place to raise a daughter...or a dad." - Hank to Karen

If I ever procreate and God curses me by turning said offspring into a female teenager, the last place I would raise her is Los Angeles. In fact, I would get as far away from that cesspool of pretentiousness and greed as possible; its literal polar opposite, in fact. That's right, I'd actually raise her in the Indian Ocean.

The idea had always been hidden in the back of my brain, but it was yanked into my consciousness by Becca and her snooty, drugged-up pal Chelsea. Both of them are really starting to piss me off. They are vapid, whiny and annoying. In other words, they are perfect Californians.

Anyone following Big Brother 9 knows the live eviction show ended with a Head of Household endurance competition which won't be seen on the show until Sunday night. Now, of course, these silly hamsters won't last until Sunday night. The competition is over as I write this. It played out on the live feeds and I'm here to share the whole thing with you, the loyal TV Squad Big Brother fans!

Beware, the image gallery below contains major spoilers for Sunday's show. Read on past the jump to find out who the new HOH is this week.

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