Jimmy Kimmel's parking lot security guard hilarious sidekick hit the red carpet of the Grammys to schmooze with the stars. More precisely, Guillermo teased and tormented them. The resulting footage was on full display on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC). Since Valentine's Day was around the corner, he handed roses to the ladies (such as Miley Cyrus) and a few coupons for a free massage that "expires in one minute." He offered a rose to a long-haired Megadeth member, saying sweetly, "A rose for the lady?" It was thrown back in his face.

Wearing a Justin Bieber-esque wig, he was asked by Nicki Minaj, "Do you see how crazy you look?" This, coming from a woman with her hair fashioned after an animal print and topped by a beehive reminiscent of Bride of Frankenstein. He replied, "No. Do you see how crazy you look?" She burst out laughing.

The real Justin Bieber then passed by. Guillermo said, "Wow, he smell like cookies!" Marc Anthony roughed him up a little for giving Jennifer Lopez a rose, and Guillermo had just one question for Jamie Foxx: "How do you make babies?"

Still sporting the strange sharp shoulder prosthetics and horns, Lady Gaga appeared on 'The Tonight Show' (Weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC) in a mostly see-through dress and what looked like an elaborate sleep mask.

She went on to explain that the designer of her Grammy arrival "vessel," which looked a lot like an egg, told her to emphasize to everyone that it was a vessel. The problem we have with that is that if you have to explain what it is, then doesn't that mean it didn't come out as well as you expected.

When our children tell us the drawing they made is of them giving us a hug, we still can't help but see a giant purple polar bear mauling a space alien with a flower for a head. It's important to make sure your vision has to come across.

This is TV Squad. We don't pretend to have a deep understanding of music and the hottest new artists. However, when the music industry decides to fill three hours of television time with their awards show, we feel an obligation to offer our opinion about it.

The performances were mostly great and the presenters were as awkward and cheesy as always. What follows is a recap from TV writer's point of view, someone who finds pleasure in watching huge television events and making snarky comments to an empty living room.

Music legend Bob Dylan will perform at the Grammy Awards Sunday night, joining previously announced veteran headliners Mick Jagger and Barbra Streisand.

It will be Dylan's fifth appearance at the Grammys, and organizers said he will perform with up-and coming young Brits, Mumford & Sons, and folk-rock band the Avett Brothers, in a special salute to acoustic music.

But it won't be all folksy Sunday night: Get ready for Dr. Dre's first live television performance in more than 10 years. The rapper will be performing in a "special collaboration" with multiple nominee Eminem and Maroon 5 front-man Adam Levine.