Hey, here's a shocker: The Great American Dream Vote has dismal ratings. So bad, in fact, that ABC yanked it off the schedule after airing only two episodes. Donny Osmond was the host of the sick game show that had people come on television and tell their sob story and beg to have their dream come true. Even the promos for the show made it sound demented and wrong. Last night's episode came in dead last behind fourth place Friday Night Lights on NBC. Instead, ABC will fill the Wednesday 8 pm time slot with episodes of George Lopez.

While we may never know whose dream comes true, I can tell you that mine has.

• At 8, ABC has two new episodes of Dancing with the Stars, then the premiere of yet another reality show, The Great American Dream Vote.
• FOX has a new American Idol at 8, then a new House.
• NBC has a new Dateline, then new episodes of Law and Order: CI and Law and Order: SVU.
• At 9, PBS has a new Frontline.
• There's a new Pussycat Dolls Presents on The CW at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new Dirt.
• TLC has a new episode of Miami Ink at 10.
• A&E has two new eps of Driving Force starting at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has the season premiere of Work Out.

Check your local TV listings for more.

I don't think my older sister reads this blog, so I think I'm safe in announcing this to the entire world: she had crushes on several Osmonds in the 70s. And now, though she's happily married with children, she might get a chance to relive those days. "And they call it, puppy looooooo-oooove."

Donny Osmond has announced that five of the Osmond brothers - himself, Wayne, Jay, Merrill, and Jimmy - might reunite for a one-time only TV special. They haven't performed together in 25 years, though all of them, including sister Marie, still perform. Alan was diagnosed with MS several years ago.