Pop quiz: Paris Hilton is rumored to have a place in the next Guinness Book of World Records for what reason?

A) Most pets owned by a celebrity

B) Most overrated celebrity

C) The Lincoln-Douglas Debates

D) (This space intentionally left blank)

The answer, because I know all of you care deeply about Paris Hilton, is B. Or so scuttlebutt in the gossip rags and across the blogosphere would have us believe. If it is true, all I can say is that it's about time somebody finally gave this woman the recognition she deserves and has been getting all along. Sometimes I'll go anywhere from six to seven seconds without reading or hearing her name, and I'm hoping her inclusion in this popular record book will help fill in those gaps.