healthcare reform

After much debate and frustration on both sides of the aisle, the health care bill passed last night, and President Obama had a few things to say about it on MSNBC.

"Today's vote answers the prayers of every American who has hoped deeply for something to be done about a health care system that works for insurance companies but not for ordinary people," he said.

Wait, he's calling us ordinary?

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Listen up! Barack Obama is a tyrant, and he's about to pass, against the will of 98 percent of the American people, a law that requires Christians to give organs to gay people.

You heard it here first, people! That's the word from 'The Daily Show With Jon Stewart' (weeknights, 11PM ET on COM), when Jon Stewart explained healthcare reform to guest Jude Law.

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The Healthcare Reform meeting is grabbing headlines, but Jon Stewart is more concerned with the lunch menu at the event. On 'The Daily Show With Jon Stewart' (weeknights, 11PM ET on COM), he grilled Rep. James Clyburn about what it all means.

"My colleague on the democratic side of the aisle appears to have gotten cole slaw, yet I have none," said Stewart. "Why is that? Can I have cole slaw, as well? I have clearly been loaded up with starch. That is an attempt by the opposition to weigh me down."

As for Clyburn, he likes salmon, but would prefer fried fish. We don't care who eats what, as long as they're making progress.

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