A writer named Thomas Elia has posted a very funny article listing the worst answers he and others have ever heard on Family Feud. Well, this is a brilliant idea. Families get all riled up when they play that game and sometimes really, really stupid things come out of their mouths. Some of them are boneheaded:

Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest.
#1 Answer: Lincoln
Worst Answer: Nixon

But most of them are downright random:

Queston: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating.
#1 Answer: Undress
Worst Answer: Make out

Click on over to read the full list and then come back and tell me if he missed any classic Family Feud answers.

[Via Dooce]