Stolen, a 2006 documentary by Rebecca Dreyfus and Susannah Ludwig, follows a group of men and women, most notably the late art detective Harold Smith, as they try to recover paintings stolen from the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in Boston in 1990. Thirteen paintings were taken from the museum by thieves disguised as policemen, including Rembrandt's The Sea of Galilee and Vermeer's The Concert. None of the paintings were ever recovered.

(S01E02) Dear Makers of Smith,

I just watched the second episode of your show, and while I think it's still good, I'm starting to fall out of love with it. Have you ever had that feeling?

Maybe it's not you, it's me. But I'm pretty sure it's you.

(S01E01) As I sat watching the premiere episode of Smith, I kept thinking the same thing: after Heist and Hustle and Thief, are people really going to want to watch yet another show about a gang of clever thieves who pull off elaborate robberies?

If it's based on quality, it shouldn't really be a problem. This is a good show. But we all know it's not just based on quality, there are about 9 other things that come into play when people decide to watch or not watch a TV show, and I wonder how viewers will calculate those other things in their head when deciding whether or not to watch it.

• ABC has two new episodes of Alias tonight (sorry Lost fans) at 8, followed by a new Invasion.
• CBS has a new Amazing Race at 8, followed by new episodes of Criminal Minds and CSI: NY.
• NBC has a new Celebrity Cooking Showdown, a new Heist, and a repeat Law and Order.
• Over on FOX at 8, a new ep of Bones, then another contestant is booted on American Idol. It's followed by a new Unanimous.
• The WB has  new eps of One Tree Hill and The Bedford Diaries, while UPN has  a new America's Next Top Model and a repeat Veronica Mars.
• TLC has a new Super Humans at 8, followed by a new Facemakers.
• Also at 8: Emeril makes bread recipes on the Food Network.
• At 9, the Sci-Fi Channel has a new Ghost Hunters, followed by two new eps of Psychic At Large.
• At 10, Bravo has a new Top Chef.
• At 10:45, IFC has Peter Dinklage in The Station Agent.

• Heist's cancellation and our thoughts on what Mark Cullen had to briefly say about it.
• Clips from Joel's Howie Mandell inteterview.
• What shows make it, and why?
• Katie Couric's move to CBS.
• Why does The Sopranos countinue to interest me?
• A few spoilers.

• "Flanders?! Can't a man drink alone on a Wednesday morning?" - Homer, to Flanders, who interrupted him sleeping and drinking in a hammock, on The Simpsons.
• "Two shakes, that's enough, move along." - the FCC censor following everyone around, telling a guy at a urinal that he can't do anymore, on Family Guy.
• "This is just like Lethal Weapon. Only I actually do hate you." - Detective O'Brien, after being paired with new partner Evans, on Heist.
• "Yeah, but then who would watch my TV?" - Jim, who is told by Pam to "get a life," on The Office.

• Yet more press for Grey's Anatomy, including TV Guide's behind the scenes photos from their behind the scenes look at the show.
• Matt Roush wonders which mid-season replacement shows will become a success (just like...Grey's Anatomy!) He loves Old Christine but hates Heist.
• Amanda Bynes is a man.
• What's going to happen next on Prison Break?
• In the print edition only: meet the Real Housewives of Orange County, flip through some Sopranos photos, read a Q and A with The Unit's Dennis Haysbert, and get answers to some of your burning questions about Deal Or No Deal. Burning questions? Really?

• The Surreal Life, Sundays @ 9 pm on VH1 (premieres March 19)
• Season six stars Sherman Hemsley (The Jeffersons), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), C.C. DeVille (Poison), Tawny Kitaen, Alexis Arquette (David's cross-dressing brother), Andrea Lowell (Playboy), Florence Henderson (The Brady Bunch), and a mystery "celeb".
  

• Deal or No Deal, nightly at 8 pm from Monday, February 27 to Friday, March 3
• The Apprentice, Mondays at 9 pm, starting February 27
  
• Conviction, Fridays at 10 pm, starting March 3
• Las Vegas, Fridays at 9 pm, starting March 3
• Teachers, Thursdays at 9:30 pm, starting April 6 (replacing The Office, which has a season finale on March 30)
• Law and Order, Wednesdays at 9 pm, starting March 22
• Heist, Wednesdays at 10 pm, starting March 22