Surprise, surprise: Courtney Love is too crude for national daytime television. While explaining her decision to record an album under the band name Hole despite the fact she's the last original member, Love reveals alternate names she once considered for the band and is censored on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated).

Love shares three alternate band names and all except one -- Babes in Toyland -- are bleeped by network censors. Use your imagination to fill in the blanks.

Watch the video after the jump.

This bit of news is according to Courtney Love and US Magazine... so two strikes against it already. Courtney tells the gossip rag that American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe contacted her about appearing as a judge. The magazine takes that to mean that Love will replace Paula Abdul but that sounds like a load of crap to me. I imagine that she's been invited to appear as a guest judge, which is a common practice for American Idol.

Plus, she'll make Paula look good.

*Update: US magazine says an 'imposter' phoned Courtney, which makes a lot more sense than her appearing on American Idol.

[Via TV Tattle]

A judge ordered the rock singer/whatever else she is to a 28 day treatment center. The kind Sandra Bullock went to in that movie.

In other news, Tyra Banks is hot and John Goodman loves to eat.