Insuring your behind is so 2007 -- it's all about the breasts now.

Reality starlet Holly Madison has ensured her ample assets for $1 million. According to People, Madison has used Lloyd's of London insurance company to protect her breasts.

Why? Well, to protect herself and the people who appear in her Las Vegas 'Peepshow' production.

Madison said she's heard about other people insuring their body parts -- Jennifer Lopez reportedly insured her butt for almost $30 million and Dolly Parton also has an insurance policy on her breasts -- so she decided to safeguard herself.

One of the arcs on this season of 'Holly's World' (Sun., 10:30PM ET on E!) has been her friend Josh Strickland's search for his birth mother. Adopted as an infant, he was seeking his roots and some answers as to why he was given up.

That journey culminated in this week's episode as Josh finally came face-to-face with Cindy, the woman who gave him life. It was tears and joy as he learned that Cindy had never stopped loving him.

"I wanted you to have a good life and I turned you over to someone who could take care of you because I couldn't," she admitted.

Jayde takes far too much pleasure in taking potshots at people. She's one of those people who has an arrogance so massive she never thinks she's being inappropriate. It's always the other person's fault for taking offense. As such, how dare Angel on this episode of 'Holly's World' (Sun., 10:30PM ET on E!)!

How dare she expect Jayde to act professionally at a professional photo shoot? Of course Jayde is going to catcall you from the other side of the shot. It's up to you to take it.

"I heard Holly let you go, or fired you," she said at one point, referring to Angel's dismissal as Holly Madison's personal assistant. But as Holly is helping her in this new career direction, it could prove a stepping stone rather than a stumble.

Laura and Holly are roommates. Holly's "frenemy" Jayde wants to know if Holly's as responsible as she seems. "She goes to bed relatively early," confirms Laura on 'Holly's World' (Mon., 10:30PM ET on E!).

"I know that some of my friends don't like me hanging out with Jayde, but I'm a big girl now and I can hang out with anybody I want," Laura says later in a wispy childlike voice that belies her whole "I'm-a-grown-up" argument.

"I feel like she's so like tame and always like just works and goes to sleep," says Jayde. Laura agrees, "She needs to be corrupted." Jayde gets more specific: "I want her to wake up like on the ground somewhere and be like, 'What the f--- happened?'"

Everyone has an opinion on Hugh Hefner's engagement to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. But what does Holly Madison think? She was Hef's girlfriend (well, one of them) for seven years.

In the season-two premiere of 'Holly's World' (Sun., 10:30PM ET on E!), a friend breaks the news (that she received over Twitter). "I feel like they just started dating," says her gal pal.

Holly used to think she'd get engaged to the Playboy founder. "I thought we were headed towards being exclusive -- marriage and family," Holly explains in voiceover during a photo montage of her with Hef. She ended the relationship when it was clear the 84-year-old wouldn't settle down with her. "I had a lot of different emotions and thoughts on [the news]. This was kind of a shock."

Kendra Wilkinson -- fellow Hugh Hefner ex and 'The Girls Next Door' alum -- had an assignment when she visited Holly Madison on 'Holly's World' (Mon., 10:30PM ET on E!).

Madison would soon throw the first pitch at a Las Vegas 51s game. So Wilkinson was there -- in high heels -- to prep the burlesque dancer on throwing a baseball. She eventually took off the shoes, but it made no difference (one can assume) to both ladies' athletic performance.

After many disastrous throws (and catches), Madison said, "I'm practicing under adverse conditions." Wilkinson's advice? "If you don't make it, you gotta look good at least."

Josh and Angel got into quite a heated argument at Holly Madison's housewarming party on 'Holly's World' (Sun., 10:30PM on E!).

"I don't want to fight with you," Angel said in between sobs. "This is not about me, this is not about you, this is about Holly today."

But, Josh didn't really seem to care, he just wanted to help Angel with the decorations.

He stormed away after some bleeped out expletives, leaving Angel to say these very true words: "This is dumb. This is so stupid, I don't even want to fight anymore."

Where Holly Madison and the cameras go, so does trouble, apparently. On 'Holly's World' (Sun., 10:30PM on E!) Holly and her crew were in Mexico enjoying a nice time at the bar but, here comes the trouble: Several young gentleman started heckling her, obviously showing off for the cameras.

"Awww. All you pretend lesbians," the heckler said. "Turns out I got the one person on my side that's not gay."

What? Exactly. Holly's friend Josh countered with, "Got to bed and get your own life!"

Other people got involved and a scuffle ensued leaving Josh trying to rip his mic off and get off camera. Quite the vacation memory.

Holly Madison was once one-third of the world's hottest trifecta -- Playboy honcho Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends on the E! show 'The Girls Next Door.'

But now, Madison is breaking out on her own show, 'Holly's World,' which follows the 30-year-old bombshell in her new life in Las Vegas. The Playmate's new solo show premieres on E! this Sun., June 13.

Madison, who performs six nights a week on the burlesque Peepshow, talked to TV Squad about the first couple episodes of her show, getting into local politics, embarrassing Hugh Jackman and writing an insider's guide to her favorite city.

Holly Madison began dating Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden last December, but supposedly now they're "just close friends," she said on 'Chelsea Lately' (weeknights, 11PM ET on E!).

But Chelsea Handler wasn't buying it. "You know you lied to me, to my face directly on this show probably like six or seven times," Handler told Hugh Hefner's ex. "So when you say no, I'm gonna say that that means you are penetrating and that you are in a committed relationship."

Madison just giggled, and said she's "busy busy busy" with her burlesque show in Las Vegas, and he's away on tour.

It's stripping time on 'Kendra' (Sun., 10PM ET on E!). Along with Holly Madison -- her fellow 'The Girls Next Door' alumni -- Kendra attended a "Stripper 101" class in Las Vegas. There, she helped to teach other young ladies how to exercise using stripper moves. Kendra showed her fellow classmates one of her "signature moves," which involved spreading her legs far apart and shaking her butt really quickly. Awesome.

Kendra currently has released a sex tape for which she reportedly received several hundred thousand dollars. So fake "stripping" with her clothes on must not seem like such a big deal. But in case this isn't enough, Kendra has also put her own stripper pole out on the market. It's called the "Kendra Wilkinson 'Sport Pole,'" and it costs a mere $249.99. If you don't feel that Kendra has enough money already, feel free to support her by buying the pole.

Holly Madison, one of the Playboy playmates from the series The Girls Next Door, will be getting her own reality series on E! called Holly's World. The show will follow her around as she does her daily routine and works in Las Vegas in her topless revue titled Peepshow. She plays Little Bo Peep. Get it? It's one of those double entendre things.

Since other playmates from the show have gotten their own successful spin-offs (Kendra), it makes sense that other such programs would, ahem, "arise" given the relatively low cost to produce and the extreme willingness of the women to expose themselves both literally and figuratively. It makes me wonder why such a concept hasn't made it to HBO or Showtime where certain body parts are less likely to be blurred.

Perhaps NBC could have solved it's problems by giving Holly or one of the other girls the 11:35 timeslot on NBC and get rid of Jay as well as Conan? Okay, maybe that's not such a good idea.

Former 'Girls Next Door' star Holly Madison will star in her own E! reality series, aptly titled 'Holly's World.' Airing this summer, the series will document Madison as she preps to star in the Vegas production 'Peep Show.' So far, eight half-hour episodes have been ordered. [Hollywood Reporter]

More of our best of the decade coverage, which started on Tuesday. You can read the other posts at the link above. Here, we talk about the cheesiest in reality from the decade. And there was a lot of cheesy going around.

The turn of the millennium was the point when television networks were watching the rise of Survivor, The Amazing Race, and American Idol and thought, "I can do that!" What they didn't realize was that to maintain a high quality level, they still needed a big budget.

Instead of monetary prizes, networks turned to things like love, the experience, and the belief of fifteen minutes of fame to entice people to participate. Slowly with the help of networks like Fox, E!, and VH1, reality shows got more classless and turned trashy. Like a car accident, viewers can't stop watching. The decade has provided a countless number of trashy reality shows and here is TV Squad's favorites of the decade.

Bridget Marquardt is already traveling the world showing us Bridget's Sexiest Beaches on the Travel Channel. Now it's Kendra Wilkinson's turn. Easily the most annoying of The Girls Next Door, Kendra's new E! show will premiere this fall. Now that all the girls have left the mansion, it's time to see what's next for them. And for Kendra, who was only 18 when the show premiered, it's about time she learned how to be an adult who isn't pampered by the staff at the Playboy Mansion.

And that's just what her show, cleverly called Kendra, will do as she prepares for her wedding next month. My wife is a fanatic for The Girls Next Door, so I've seen more than my fair share of them, and the show is actually much sweeter than you'd expect. One of my questions was what they would do with it now that the girls have left the nest. Apparently, the show will continue and presumably feature Hef's new girlfriends, the twins (not those twins, though I'm sure they're featured as well; they really are twins!).