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NBC's 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here' premiered last night with results one would normally expect when a network sends 11 pampered celebrities into the jungles of Costa Rica: Patti Blagojevich was accidentally carried away by a river; the camp rallied around her husband, ex-Illinois Governor Rod; 'American Idol''s Sanjaya Malakar swallowed an Iguana's tail whole.

But even less surprising were the night's biggest scene-stealers: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -- uh, make that Heidi Pratt.

• G4 has E3 '09 Live all day and night.
• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of The Bachelorette, followed by a new Here Come The Newlyweds.
• NBC has the two-hour series premiere of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here at 8, then the season finale (on NBC) of Medium.
• ABC Family has a new Greek at 8.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• TLC has a two new episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8 at 9, then a new Cake Boss.
  
• Food Network has a new Unwrapped at 9.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
• Spike has a new 4th and Long at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has Kathy Griffin: The Footage You Weren't Meant To See.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

He's been a member of Starfleet on Star Trek and a member of a secret company on Heroes. Now he's about to get lost in the jungle with a bunch of other celebrities.

George Takei is one of the new cast announced for the next season of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!, the British reality series that puts a bunch of well-known people outdoors and dares them to survive the elements and each other. He's going to be joined by another familiar face, tennis star Martina Navratilova.