'NY Ink' (Thursdays, 10PM on TLC) was a symphony of beeps last night, as Jessica got fed up with both her boss Ami James and Robear. Jessica was tired of feeling disrespected as the shop's secretary.

In the meeting, Ami told Jessica, "If I tell you to zip it, you're going to zip it." That left Jessica confused about how to bring up her concerns, but Ami cleared that up. "Either I ask you for concerns or you don't bring them to me," he said.

Robear did little to ameliorate the situation, telling Jessica she just had to respect Ami and do as he says. Jessica then uttered a few words we will decline to print here, which Robear echoed, and Jessica walked out. All's well that ends well, though -- Jessica apologized to Ami and all was forgiven. So don't fret about it over your holiday weekend.

It's the day after the big (and often controversial) Evel Dick Donato first place win on Big Brother 8, as well as his daughter Daniele's second place win. Together, they won $550,000. Not chump change for sure, but I'd like to see this show increase its grand prize to a million like other reality shows of its ilk.

Julie Chen interviewed both Dick and his loving Evel Spawn on The Early Show -- the CBS website has an extended version of that interview available online as well as the initial interview itself.

But the kicker is a set of video interviews with all of the houseguests posted by the CBS affiliate in Los Angeles. Those took place in the yard before the wrap party and include such treasures as Amber telling us she taught America it's okay to cry. Yeah, right. [A tip of the hat to commenter OrkMommy for the link to the CBS backyard interviews!]

(S08E33) After 33 episodes of psychologically draining television, Big Brother finally announced a winner tonight, and the results may come as a shock to some people.

Well, they came as a shock to me anyways.

I'm pretty sure most of the reading audience was astute enough to realize this is how things would turn out. Hell, there's probably even a little piece of me that knew this is the way things would turn out, but I didn't want to accept it - couldn't fathom this was even within the realm of possibility.

(S08E32) We're one episode away from discovering who will win this season of Big Brother, but first, we've got to make it through the obligatory "highlight show".

I'm not typically a big fan of recap shows, but this one was a little bit easier to endure because at least half of the sequences shown involved Dick belittling a house guest in one way or another.

While I wasn't a big fan of Dick's underhanded tactics, I have to admit that it made for some interesting, albeit uncomfortable television. Had Dick been eliminated early in the competition, this season would have ranked among one of the worst and judging from the comments in the posts this season, quite a few of you agree.

(S08E30) We're one week out from the finale of Big Brother 8 and if you'd have told me 29 episodes ago that Zach would be in the final four I would have told you that you were an idiot.

Well here we are at episode 30 and it looks like I'm the idiot, but can you blame me?

With the exception of maybe Carol, who did so little I actually had to go back to an old post to look up her name, Zach was always that guy taking up space as the cameras panned around the house.

He never did much and he never said much. He just kind of sat there with that crazy clown grin sipping on a cup of water or munching on a bowl of food. Essentially, his gameplan was to have no gameplan.

(S08E29) Well, I never thought I'd see it happen, but Jameka went and made herself a deal with the devil.

The strangest part about the whole sequence was that the Devil asked Jameka to swear on the bible that she'd keep her promise.

It was the absolute last thing I expected her to do, but I'm guessing when $500K is on the line it's okay to forget your convictions for a moment...

(S08E28) Well that was a whirlwind of an episode!

My head is still spinning from all of the events that unfolded tonight, and I had the luxury of watching it from the comfort of my couch.

I can only imagine the stress and anxiety the actual people playing Big Brother must have experienced while condensing a full weeks worth of events into 60 minutes with commercial breaks.

Ultimately, I think the increased pace of tonight's show proved to be detrimental to a contestant like Eric who used the downtime to carefully manipulate and maneuver his way through the game.

Are you ready for the double eviction on Big Brother 8 tonight? Well, I'll let you in on something which isn't truly a spoiler -- the houseguests aren't ready! They think tonight is going to be like every other Thursday live eviction show. That should make for some excitement, right?

Who will go home tonight? I think I might know that one, at least in the first eviction. What did Janelle have to say about Jen and the sequester house? I've got that for you, too.

After the jump, of course. Beware -- there will be spoilers ahead!

You may be thinking I've been errant in my duties here. You know, reporting the live feeds events from inside the Big Brother 8 house. I haven't been, not really. It's hard to think of enough words to describe boredom for an article a day this week.

But there is some non-spoiler feed news I must share -- tonight, at 9 PM ET, Janelle from BB6 and All-Stars, will be hosting a video chat via the live feeds. I've confirmed this through the Real.com SuperPass page and will be tuning in to see what happens.

For show spoilers, read on past the jump!

Fans of Big Brother 8 have noted many changes this year with Allison Grodner at the production helm instead of Arnold Shapiro. Starting with a rather odd Alice in Wonderland theme which hasn't quite all come together in the long run to iffy casting (okay, Amber) issues, it's been a most unusual season for long-time viewers.

From extremely crude treatment of others by one houseguest to another who really came across as not being stable enough to be on the show, it's been one brouhaha after another. The latest question from the fans is -- where is the footage of the sequester house?

(S08E27) We were in the presence of royalty tonight ladies and gentlemen.

The baddest, most dominant person to ever play the game of Big Brother, made an appearance on tonight's episode and the house guests (with the exception of Eric who made some crude comments about her weight) were in absolute awe - and rightfully so.

Janelle Pierzina is an absolute legend in Big Brother lore. A quick Wikipedia search revealed that Janelle has won 17 competitions during her two stints on the show.

Wow, it's been wild in the Big Brother 8 house! Just look at the picture on the right! Evel Dick has been offed by a crazed Jameka! I know I should confine spoilers from the live feeds to the continued page, but this news is just too big to hide!

Ahem.

I lied. He's just sleeping. But the veto ceremony has gone down. While the show has only aired the nominations, I have the skinny on the Power of Veto winner and whether it was used or not. Join me after the jump for real show spoilers.

(S08E26) Well, it took 62 days in the Big Brother house and a wealth of ridiculous expressions (as seen above), but Zach finally won himself an HoH.

As a result Eric, Jessica, Dick, and Daniele are absolutely trembling in their collective boots since they have no clue what the loose canon is going to do with his newfound position of power.

Dick was probably the house guest doing the most trembling because two hours before the Head of Household competition he gave Zach a verbal abusing for the ages.

It's been a whirlwind few days for the houseguests in the Big Brother 8 house. The Head of House competition last seen starting at the end of Thursday night's show, the promise from Julie Chen that Janelle would host the Power of Veto comp ... it may all be too much!

We know from watching the show that there will be a double eviction this Thursday. And, from how Julie worded it, it sounds like two people might actually go home Thursday night, not one on Thursday and another on Sunday as is the usual.

I know the Head of House and Power of Veto winners. Don't you want to know? Read on for extreme show spoilers!

Yes, it's me again. If you're not a fan of Big Brother 8, you probably find me very annoying. But, honestly I'm a good person and I'm not just dishing out a spool of lies.

There has been more news and I must share it with you. In my morning update, I let you in on who won the Head of House competition, but now I know the nominations.

You don't want to wait until the Sunday show to find all of this out, right? It could lead to sensory overload or something. Read on past the jump for extreme spoilers for the Sunday show ...