(S10E12) "Game on." -- Michelle

And it was game on tonight. The one thing I love about Big Brother is that just when things are settled, they get turned upside down again. Maybe it's the hamsters backdooring someone who thought himself/herself safe. Maybe it's the underdog winning a big competition. Or maybe it's a once strong alliance getting destroyed. The game is never gradual. It's always extreme. And it's on three nights a week.

Let's get to what happened last night...

The eviction ceremony just aired over here in California. We left the houseguests as they stood on the edge of a big fake wall as if they were about to jump to their deaths off the ledge of a building.

And of course, obsessive as I am, I tuned in to ShoToo for Big Brother After Dark directly after the show. I have spoilers to share.

(S10E06) So we went into last night's episode of Big Brother 10 with Keesha, the Hooters waitress from L.A., as head of household. The plan for the alliance of eight (which started the first week and included Ollie, Libra, April, Keesha, Jessie, Memphis, Michelle, and Angie) was to put up Brian's remaining alliance member, Dan, and one of the floaters -- in this case Jerry.

But will Keesha, who has been a bit of a loose canon from the start, listen to her alliance? And if she doesn't, how will the hamsters regroup? I think we heard at least three hamsters say, "the lines are going to be drawn in the sand" tonight. And indeed they were.

(S10E04) Tonight, we learned a valuable lesson in hamster survival. Going to see the HOH's bedroom is the best play a hamster can make in this game. Find out who got nominated under Jessie's rule and who's on slop for the week after the jump.

If you don't know who those six characters are just by their first names, well then, shame on you, and you obviously didn't grow up in the early 90's. They are the main cast from the one, the only, Saved By the Bell. This brilliant piece of broadcasting was shown on Saturday mornings from 1989-1993, launched a number of careers, spawned countless spinoffs and impostors, and as of this morning, can be bought from the iTunes music store. Right now, they're only selling Season 1, but I'm sure the rest will follow shortly (personally I can't wait for the "Summer Season" with the voice of Pumba and a young Leah Remini). The classic Schoolhouse Rock shorts, along with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video Special ( a move that I'm sure will make for many a happy valentine's day today across the nation), are also available through the online store today.