One of the funniest things we've seen in a while is Jimmy Kimmel's Handsome Club bit on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC).

You might have caught part of it during the Oscars, but seriously, find the full video and watch it; well worth the nine minutes or so. How he managed to round up all those celebrities is beyond us. Then again, he IS Jimmy Kimmel, president of the Handsome Club. But probably not for long.

Late night wars? We smell victory for Kimmel.

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Christoph Waltz may have just won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his turn as Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa in 'Inglourious Basterds,' but that's not what he considers "the role of a lifetime."

Oh no, that would be 'Der Humpink,' which he previewed on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC). Suffice to say the role involves lamps, phones, ukuleles and sheep.

But none of that is as disturbing as the brown leisure suit he wears for the role. That might have even made Lt. Aldo Raine run for cover.

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Sometimes it's a dangerous business making movies, as Ethan Hawke noted on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC).

While making 'Brooklyn's Finest,' the actor said that two guys were murdered across the street from where he was filming. "The cops told us if we went in there, we were on our own," he said, and that certainly proved to be true.

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We imagine it's probably not that hard to make Anne Hathaway blush. On 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC), Jimmy Kimmel had no trouble with that task when he brought up a super-long sex scene she had to do with Jake Gyllenhaal for 'Love and Other Drugs.'

So, picture them naked for three weeks during the filming, "and he seemed kind of horny after it, to be honest," said Kimmel.

Hathaway had more artful things to say about it. "It's a really beautiful, emotional love story ... and, yeah, we went there." We've heard it's ultra-awkward filming love scenes, but there are probably worse ways to make a living than getting naked with a nice-looking person for three weeks.

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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

To no one's surprise, Jay Leno's much-heralded return to 'The Tonight Show' on Monday was a ratings success, at least according to early overnight numbers. According to the Hollywood Reporter, advance numbers show Leno winning his timeslot with a 5.4 rating in metered market households and a rating of 2.0 among adults 18-49. That easily beat the 3.0 household rating for 'The Late Show With David Letterman' on CBS and the ABC ratings (cited by Entertainment Weekly) of 3.4 for 'Nightline' and 1.8 for 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.'

Leno's return had coattails too. Following 'Tonight,' NBC's 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' posted a 2.1 rating, twice its fourth-quarter 2009 average and enough to beat usual timeslot victor 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson' by 40 percent.

When the new cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' was revealed last night, our first thought was, when will Kate Gosselin find time to rehearse while taking care of all her kids?

But, apparently, the main thing on her mind is winning, as she told Jimmy Kimmel on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC). Competitive drive? Not a problem for Gosselin.

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Justin Bieber got to surprise his number one fan and viral video sensation on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC).

Obviously, you could tell the little girl was onto them, but that didn't stop her from being utterly adorable when she got to meet her hero. We especially love how she smoothed her hair down when they finally met.

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David Letterman wasted no time poking fun at Jay Leno's return to the 11:35PM spot. The host of 'Late Show With David Letterman' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on CBS) started off his monologue with, "Thank you very much. Welcome to the 'Late Show.' My name is David Letterman. Same time, same host."

Then he followed it up by saying it's a rough night for his mom. She doesn't know whether to watch Jimmy Kimmel or Jay Leno. Being Dave's mom, she probably has a good sense of humor about all of his ribbing.

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Apparently, 'The Ultimate Fighter' legend Chuck Liddell works out in the nude with his girlfriend. We're with Jimmy Kimmel on this.

"I don't work out a whole lot," he said on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (12:05AM ET on ABC), "but I was under the impression that people wore clothes when they did."

I guess if you can spend $20,000 for gym equipment, you don't have to worry about spending any money for pants. Either that, or you're too broke to buy pants. And Liddell really needs them with those chicken legs.

Props to the lurker who shot the video. Would not want to be in that guy's shoes when Liddell caught up with him.

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In case you hadn't heard, Tracy Morgan is the most fertile man on the planet. It must be true, otherwise he wouldn't offer to impregnate women quite so often. Now Morgan has Jimmy Kimmel riding shotgun on his magical maternity ride in a new video for 'IMPREGN8ED,' a thumping club tune about, well, making women pregnant.

Morgan is the player hitting up the ladies at the club (a phrase that falls uneasily from my brain), and Kimmel is the Lil Wayne (or is it Lil Jon?) sidekick singing the ubiquitous Auto-Tune chorus. And, you know, adult heads on babies is comedy gold. Here's the video Kimmel introduced Wednesday night.

Anyone having fertility problems should check in with Tracy Morgan, because he's guaranteed to "put a baby inside you tonight." Still not convinced? Watch the rap video he did with Jimmy Kimmel for 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC).

It's not bad, but they could pick up a few pointers from Andy Samberg. Then again, they probably had to rush through it so Kimmel could get those teeth he borrowed back to Jaws from 'Moonraker.'

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Having been left out of the 'We Are the World' remake to benefit Haiti, Huey Lewis recorded a solo version of the song in a parody shown on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC).

Lewis, a participant in the 1985 original, changes the lyrics of the song to "I am the world," sings backup to himself and mimics various other singers while wearing a variety of outlandish wigs.

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Regis Philbin connected with Jimmy Kimmel today on 'Live With Regis and Kelly' (weekdays, syndicated) while using Skype for the very first time.

It wasn't exactly a friendly call, however, as Kimmel insulted Philbin for his lack of technical expertise, eavesdropped as the daytime host checked his stock portfolio online, and questioned why he needs to learn computers when he has an army of paid servants at his beck and call.

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You usually don't think of Stevie Wonder as a good puncher, but apparently, he is. On 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC), Tracy Morgan talked about doing the Super Bowl commercial with Wonder.

"My arm was swollen the next day," said Morgan. "Man, he hit hard! Now I love Stevie, but I threatened him!"

And, oh yeah, there's also the little matter of Wonder trying to get Morgan's lady pregnant. And the fact that he's not really blind.

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Worried that 'Lost' won't be resolved by the season finale? Let not your hearts be troubled, said Michael Emerson on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12:05AM ET on ABC). "The audience will have the pleasure of knowing that pretty much every episode this season will have a big chunk of puzzle fall into place. But at the same time, new mysteries arise."

OK, there aren't that many episodes left, people. If new mysteries arise, will there be time to resolve those, as well as the old mysteries? Are we talking feature film here? Trilogy perhaps?

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