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A conversation analyzing recent displays of public affection between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren inexplicably turns to bondage, then finally results in a tickle attack by Joy Behar on Sherri Shepherd on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated).

It's probably best not to wonder how the ladies of 'The View' got there. Just enjoy Behar's unrelenting assault on Shepherd and her reaction.

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On 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated), an impassioned Valerie Bertinelli weighed in on former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, who resigned in 2008 after being linked to a high-priced prostitution service.

Bertinelli used a bit of colorful language while giving her opinion on Spitzer's infidelity, shocking Sherri Shepherd and earning a stunned look from Joy Behar.

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Joy Behar admits to having played doctor with other girls during her childhood, to which Whoopi Goldberg jokingly accuses her of being gay on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated). When guest Regis Philbin joins 'The View' panel, he demands the truth behind whether Behar is "going gay."

"I'm so not the type to do any of that," Behar said. "I'm, like, the biggest sexual scaredy cat you'll ever meet."

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This absolutely qualifies as one of the most bizarre moments we've ever seen. Nadya Suleman made a scattered, loopy appearance on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated) today, forgetting questions, distractedly moving her attention from one co-host to another, and breaking out in strange, braying fits of laughter throughout the entire segment.

Suleman's behavior is so odd that Joy Behar asks, "Are you on something?" Suleman responds by saying she's simply full of "energy." Hmm. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Remind us to never get on Joy Behar's bad side, because she can apparently hold quite a grudge. On 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated), Behar calls the cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore' "stupid," then admits her dislike stems from being picked on during childhood by people similar to the reality show crew.

"Let me tell you something about those kids. I grew up with kids just like that ... They're all in jail now," Behar said. "This is personal. I was picked on by kids like that ... They wanted to beat the crap out of me, so I don't like them."

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Indiana Senator Evan Bayh, who announced last week that he will retire because of excessive partisanship and political wrangling in Washington, appeared on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated) and made a Sarah Palin joke that angered Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

"I reached the conclusion that I could actually get more done for my state and for our country in the private sector," Bayh said. "Congress is so gridlocked these days. It's regrettable, but with the brain dead ideology, the strident partisanship, months go by and we don't get anything done."

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The most famous mother of 14 in America -- Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom" for giving birth to octuplets in January 2009 -- will join the ladies of ABC's 'The View' next Wed., Feb. 24, as a guest.

Suleman's visit to 'The View' -- her first -- airs at 11AM EST, and the full roster of hosts, including Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd, are expected to be on hand, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Already a mother of six when she became the second person in U.S. history to give birth to eight live babies, the 34-year-old Suleman remains at the center of a national debate over the ethics of in vitro fertilization and other types of fertility treatments.

Guest host Victoria Beckham and the ladies of 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated) discussed the fashion of male figure skaters today, with Beckham strongly disapproving of the outlandish garb they typically wear.

"I have to say, in my opinion, there is nothing good about those outfits," Beckham said. "I wear the feathers in my relationship. If David came home dressed like that ... I mean, can you imagine?"

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar of 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated) are at it again. Hasselbeck criticized White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs for jokingly writing crib notes on his hand like Sarah Palin had during a speech at a recent Tea Party convention.

"If the Press Secretary is up there being a mouthpiece for the White House during a time of crisis like we've been in for so long, don't make a joke and write on your hand," Hasselbeck said heatedly.

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Emotions ran high on 'The View' (weekdays, 11AM ET on ABC) today over the 911 terror trials. Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck argued over the location of the proceedings, then a spat erupted between Hasselbeck and Joy Behar and quickly deteriorated into a back-and-forth on patriotism and loyalty to the President.

Things got personal toward the end of the argument when Behar told Hasselbeck to "calm down" and Hasselbeck accused her of attempting to "dismiss her emotions" over the subject.

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Barbara Walters proudly displays an autographed copy of Scott Brown's nude Cosmopolitan photo spread on 'The View' (weekdays, 11AM ET on ABC), only to have network censors block out the Senator-elect's naughty bits.

After Walters protests the censorship, Joy Behar offers a raunchy joke about Brown's manhood, followed by a crude observation by Whoopi Goldberg regarding black men.

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Things were hoppin' on 'The View' today! You can always count on things to get heated when the ladies talk about abstinence and Bristol Palin.

And Sherri Shepherd used her own camera to record some candid backstage videos at the SAG awards. Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, Quentin Tarantino and Kate Hudson's butt all got some screen time.

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On 'The View' today, Joy Behar made a joke about Heidi Montag's intelligence, prompting Elisabeth Hasselbeck to jump to Heidi's defense.

"You can't just say someone is stupid and ditzy because she happens to have highlights and has an issue here," said Hasselbeck. Joy then felt so bad that she offered to adopt Heidi as penance.

And on 'The Wendy Williams Show,' Joan Rivers offered her input on the ten surgeries Heidi had in the same day. "I was shocked and appalled because she only paid $30,000!"

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Republican Scott Brown not only defeated Democrat Martha Coakley in a stunning victory for the late Ted Kennedy's Senate seat, he's also captured the hearts of 'The View' panel, who were gaga today over his good looks.

Whoopi Goldberg described Brown as a "very attractive man" and Joy Behar called him "the best looking politician she's ever seen."

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On yesterday's episode of 'The View,' the panel of hosts touched on allegations that MTV's controversial reality show 'Jersey Shore' portrays Italian-Americans in a bad light, and showed a Funny or Die clip of Alyssa Milano undergoing a makeup-induced transformation into a 'Jersey Shore' hoochie.

"It's insulting," Joy Behar said, who admits to not having seen the show. "Because I went to college to better myself, and then these idiots come out and make Italians looks bad."

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