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Judge Joe Brown Tries to Talk Some Sense Into a Bad Listener (VIDEO)

by AOL TV Staff, posted Jul 19th 2010 8:39PM
Some people just never learn ... or listen.

On Monday's 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated), a plaintiff started talking over her witness's words and stopped listening to what she had to say. This, of course, annoyed the judge to no end, and he began to verbally lambaste the woman. He pointed out to her that she didn't even listen to her own witness, let along to what the defendant had had to say about the needed repairs to her car -- which probably would have avoided this case altogether.

But the woman just wouldn't listen and the judge just kept on talking until she was quiet -- for a while.

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This Woman Needs an Attitude Adjustment on 'Judge Joe Brown' (VIDEO)

by AOL TV Staff, posted Jul 14th 2010 7:37PM
We just love it when Judge Joe Brown gets "aggravated."

On Wednesday's 'Judge Joe Brown' show (weekdays, syndicated), Yolanda, a witness, got Brown agitated with her disrespectful language and attitude. The young woman -- with purple hair, a lip piercing, low-cut top and a provocative pose at the podium -- set the judge off.

"Watch you language," the judge said to Yolanda. "And by the way, you are a mother ... You are going to be raising a member of the next generation ... if this individual lives that long ... Start practicing acting like a mother because it's not good when your mother acts like a heathen. And look at you mother ... you should cover your top up and come in dressed like you're going to a business ... and that's what your responsibility is ... so that this child that you're raising grows up civilized, acculturated and socialized. And you're unemployed, of course."

Whew. The poor girl didn't know what to make of it. All she could mumble was that "my baby is perfectly taken care of."

Which reminds us of a variation on an old computer science slogan: "trash in, trash out."

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Sibling Love on 'Judge Joe Brown'

by AOL TV Staff, posted Jul 7th 2010 6:51PM
Love knows no bounds!

Plaintiff Victoria Michael broke up with her boyfriend Brian -- whom she was suing on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated) because she claimed he scratched her DVDs -- after about six weeks of dating, when they hit some "rough patches."

The last straw was when Michael wanted to get a tattoo but Brian said he thought she would look like white trash with it. But that wasn't the major problem. "When I told Brian that I wanted to get my tattoo with my ex-boyfriend, he got very upset," Michael added.

"The problem was," Judge Brown said, "is that he asked you to stop seeing your ex-boyfriend." But that was easier said than done.

Her ex-boyfriend is her stepbrother.

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Judge Joe Brown Dislikes Man's Earrings, Alerts Fashion Police (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted May 26th 2010 3:00PM
Based upon this clip, body modification and courtroom proceedings just aren't a good mix. On 'Judge Joe Brown,' the judge chastises a man who's pursuing his doctorate for stretching his earlobes using large gauge earrings.

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Judge Joe Brown Gets Angry With a Foul-Mouthed Defendant (VIDEO)

by Harley W. Lond, posted May 17th 2010 7:19PM
A good man is hard to find.

On Monday's edition of 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated), Judge Brown put a defendant in his place for cursing and then using the word "whatever." "Watch your language," the judge told the young man when he used a expletive while talking about the young woman he had been dating. "I curse worse than most people," the judge said, "but there's a time and a place for it." "Whatever," came the reply, causing the judge to get angry and to call the defendant's manhood into question. With good cause.

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A Defendant's Odd Behavior Cracks up Judge Joe Brown (VIDEO)

by Harley W. Lond, posted May 6th 2010 7:00PM
If we've learned one thing from countless years watching TV courtroom dramas and reality shows, it's don't act crazy in front of a judge.

But that's just what one defendant did on Thursday's edition of 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated). The young man asked the judge if he could have some water, and while Judge Brown was telling him that "you're invited to fill up one of those plastic containers ... and get all the H2O you require," he grabbed a plastic cup and put it in his pocket.

Judge Brown and the audience cracked up, but the defendant didn't seem to care.

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Man Urinates on Laptop, Then Forgets on 'Judge Joe Brown' (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Apr 16th 2010 3:30PM
A faulty memory in court is no excuse, especially when it relates to the destruction of a laptop via the voiding of one's bladder. A young defendant is accused of urinating on a laptop on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated), but when the judge asks him to explain the incident, the man claims to have no memory it ever happened.

The defendant, who's being sued for damages to the tune of $1,339.75, argues that he can't recall the events allegedly involving the computer and his "liquid ballast." "Judge, I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't even remember any of this," he said.

Watch the video after the jump.

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Defendant Admits to Theft on 'Judge Joe Brown' (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Apr 9th 2010 3:00PM
The judge lays into a young female defendant after she admits to the theft of another woman's purse on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated).

The defendant, who looks barely old enough to have legally obtained the classy tattoo she's sporting on her neck, admits to stealing the purse because the other woman had been speaking ill of her grandmother.

Watch the video after the jump.

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Judge Joe Brown Pities 'Fool' Defendant (VIDEO)

by Chris Harnick, posted Apr 1st 2010 4:00PM
Judge Joe BrownDon't mess with Judge Joe Brown.

After all our years watching 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated), we've come to determine that we're more than happy staying on the audience side of things. The defendant and Judge Brown weren't seeing eye-to-eye and the good judge simply had it.

"You don't even understand 'cause you're a fool," Judge Brown said. "And if you keep up this attitude, in a few year you'll be a damned fool." Yeah, we were sort of waiting for him to go full Mr. T, but this was quite entertaining on its own.

Catch the video after the jump.

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Judge Joe Brown Has Fun With the Word 'Weenie' (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Mar 31st 2010 3:30PM
Joe Brown has entirely too much fun with a man's unfortunate surname on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated), using it over and over until he cracks himself up.

Brown uses the man's surname, which is "Weenie," repeatedly until he breaks into laughter and has to pause to draw a breath. Real mature, Judge.

Watch the video after the jump.

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Judge Joe Brown Chastises a Dance Club Girl (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Mar 30th 2010 5:35PM
'Judge Joe Brown' Chastises a Dance Club GirlJudge Joe Brown takes a very dim view of people who flout the law or take advantage of others. On the latest episode of 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated), he confronts a dance club girl about her failure to pay back a loan from a male co-worker.

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Judge Joe Brown Gets Angry When a Witness Won't Shut Up (VIDEO)

by Harley W. Lond, posted Mar 15th 2010 8:13PM
Some people just don't listen.

A woman -- the litigant's mother and a witness -- gets the Judge all riled up when she continually talks out of turn on Monday's 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated).

"Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm running this show," the Judge yells as the woman keeps running off at the mouth. "This is not the beauty salon. This is not the barber shop. Are you listening to me?"

(Dis)order in the court!

Watch the video after the jump.

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Judge Joe Brown Slams Defendant for Living at Home (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Mar 5th 2010 3:00PM
A man on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated) earns no sympathy from the judge toward his defense when he admits he's 34-years-old and still lives at home with his mother.

"Son, you're in your middle thirties. You shouldn't be living at home with mama ... I remember a day when nobody would admit it," Brown said, mimicking the man and mocking his attempts to come off like a devoted son. "That doesn't look too good," the judge said.

Watch the video after the jump.

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Defendant Goofs Up Simple Math Question on 'Judge Joe Brown' (VIDEO)

by Jane Boursaw, posted Mar 2nd 2010 7:40PM
Judge Joe BrownYou know, if you can't figure out the simplest math question, it just makes it worse when you say, "I'm not stupid." Because clearly, you are, and saying that only makes you seem more stupid.

But the defendant on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated) probably doesn't get it and never will. It makes it all worthwhile, though, to see Judge Brown lose it in a fit of laughter.

Watch the video after the jump.

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'Judge Joe Brown' Hears a Hairy Suit (VIDEO)

by Harley W. Lond, posted Feb 17th 2010 8:07PM
Don't wig out on this one.

Two ladies faced off on 'Judge Joe Brown' (weekdays, syndicated) over money and a hair weave.

The plaintiff loaned the defendant money for eviction costs but instead of paying the money back, the defendant allegedly went out and bought a blonde wig. "And she's out there shakin it up on the dance floor," the plaintiff said. "New hair, New clothes. And she owes me the money. So I approached her and she was swingin' all that hair at me so I wanted to find out how much of my money is in her hair."

Judge Brown seemed sympathetic to the plaintiff, so we're sure that he wouldn't be pulling out any hair over this verdict.

Watch the video after the jump.

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