"Clusterf@#k to the White House": Fred Thompson is Frankenberry and Barack Obama is Batman. FACT. Another good fact to note is that Rudy Giuliani's 9/11 sex dreams are absolutely terrifying. I was surprisingly grossed out by the cartoon image of the 9 giving it to the 11. Maybe it was because the 11 looked like it was enjoying it too much. Yeah.

Okay, so who gives a darn about the real candidates (or number sex)?! Let's move on. Super-special announcement! Stephen Colbert rolled in to the studio and attacked the Daily Show crowd. God, I'm so jealous of that audience. Screw you, October 16th Daily Show audience, screw you. Oh, sorry, that wasn't the announcement. The announcement was what Stephen said once he sat down and cracked open a beer. He's definitely going to consider running for President!... in the South Carolina primaries. He elaborated later on the Colbert Report that he's doing it as a "favorite son". NoFactZone.net has got this business covered, transcript and all. Also, I must commend the show for their use of the waving flag on the screen behind Stephen. Nice touch.