So Branden's the next big supermodel (not that anyone could name more than two male supermodels, ever, right?) and Jimmy's the object of desire for the mature woman ... and after last night's season finales of 'Make Me a Supermodel' and 'The Cougar,' we all realize we've been watching waaaaay too much cable reality TV.

But to recap: The cocky Branden bested Sandhurst (whose name just makes him seem like a 'Zoolander' character) and Jonathan for the big win on 'Supermodel,' which comes with a fat $100,000 check, a Cosmopolitan mag shoot and a one-year contract with New York Model Management. What sealed the deal for Branden? Hmmm, maybe this photo?

Got a press release from Bravo the other day that says they've not only given the green light for a third season of Shear Genius, they also have a new reality show coming up titled Double Exposure. I'm not even going to tell you what world the show is set in because you can probably pretty much tell from the title.

Do you remember when Bravo wasn't completely infested with reality shows? Sure, Top Chef is a good show, but the channel is practically all reality shows now, and most of them pretty lame (if not despicable). We've had Hey Paula, which showed Paula Abdul stumbling through her life. We've seen The Real Housewives of Orange County turn into some sort of ever-growing franchise. And let's not forget Tabatha's Salon Makeover, Manhunt, Make Me A Supermodel, Blow Out, Millionaire Matchmaker, Showbiz Moms and Dads, and...well, about 40 others.