Now there's a headline you never thought you'd see, but it's kinda true. Remember when the Fantastic Four star was on the syndicated New Adventures Of Flipper back in the 90s, when she was just a teenager? Seems that the male dolphins got a little bit too amorous with the star while they swam together:

"Dolphins get excited, even when you're a human being, and they have long, long...I didn't know this until I was poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are little b--s."

Now, I'm not sure what "b--s" would be. Bastards? Bitches? Baseballs? I guess even dolphins know a hot chick when they see one. That Flipper. He's faster than lightning!