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The Situation Clarifies What Went Down Between Him and Snooki on 'Chelsea' (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Oct 25th 2011 2:15AM
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, 'Chelsea Lately'There's been a lot of uncertainty about what happened between Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi between the sheets this past season on 'Jersey Shore.' Sorrentino was on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!), where he made it quite clear what his version of the story is going to be.

When Polizzi was on the show recently, she denied that the pair slept together, but Chelsea Handler was hoping for the truth from Sorrentino. Surprisingly to Handler, he agreed with Snooki.

"We didn't sleep together," he concurred. "We did something else. Well, I didn't do anything. She did something." And without saying anything really, he said it all, didn't he?

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Mike Considers Quitting 'Jersey Shore' on the Season Finale (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Oct 21st 2011 5:15AM
'Jersey Shore' season finaleAfter realizing that he's basically alienated everyone in the cast with his antics over the past several seasons, Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino went fishing for some sympathy on the season finale of 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV).

With the gang headed back to the States, he told Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi that he was going to miss her, prompting her to ask what he meant so he could talk about his intentions to leave the show.

"I'm probably not coming to Jersey," he said. "I argue with everybody. It's too much stressful for me." Nobody wants too much stressful in their lives!

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Mike Starts to Realize He's All Alone on 'Jersey Shore' (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Oct 14th 2011 2:15AM
'Jersey Shore'It's been more and more obvious as the series has progressed, but this week Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino seemed to finally become aware of what we've already worked out. It became clearer to him when out in a club with the gang on 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV).

"Who's got your back when you're fighting?" he mused. "You turn around and look who's with you, you know who your friends are."

In the past, there was nothing that would stop the gang from jumping into any fight, but on this night, no one was interested in backing Mike up as he got into a shouting match with "a hater." As tensions escalated, the others simply left the club, leaving him alone.

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Snooki and The Situation Argue Over Whether They Hooked Up or Not (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Aug 19th 2011 4:21AM
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, 'Jersey Shore'Who are we supposed to believe in this feud on 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV). When you're dealing with people of such impeccable integrity and character like Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, it's shocking to imagine either one of them lying about anything.

The situation wasn't easy to read either. Mike was running around telling people that he and Nicole had hooked up two months prior, and when she found out about it, she flipped her lid. After all, she was with her current boyfriend at the time.

Now this could be interpreted two ways. Methinks she doth protest too much, meaning they did hook up, or she could just be freaking out because Mike is making something up that could ruin her relationship.

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The Situation Bombs Hard at Comedy Central's Roast of Donald Trump (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Mar 16th 2011 1:31AM
Mike It looks like there is a situation that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino can't handle at all. Comedy.

Be warned that if you watch the accompanying video, you will bear witness to a bombing the likes of which most comedians have never seen in doing stand-up. For some reason, Sorrentino was invited to 'The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump' (Tue., 10:30PM ET on Comedy Central), and he was so much worse than expected.

Comedy Central Roasts have had some awkward roasters before. Courtney Love and Brigitte Nielsen proved they weren't comedians, but they seemed at least aware that they were out of their element. Sorrentino looked as if he actually thought his material was funny.

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Jason Biggs Meets The Situation, Offers Workout Tips (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Mar 10th 2011 11:00AM
Jason Biggs Meets the Situation, Offers Workout TipsOn 'The Early Show' (weekdays, 7AM ET on CBS), actor and New Jersey native Jason Biggs describes a photo of him taken with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of 'Jersey Shore.' Biggs said he's in the process of offering workout tips to the buff reality star in the pic.

"Here I am giving him tips on what kind of crunches to do, just my training regimen and just sort of what goes into it, how to get that rock solid, distended tummy," Biggs said of the photo, which shows him displaying a potbelly while Sorrentino flashes his famously-sculpted abs.

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Jason Statham Shares His Situation with 'The Situation' (VIDEO)

by Aimee Deeken, posted Jan 26th 2011 5:30AM
Jason Statham Talks The Situation on 'Tonight Show'Perhaps flight attendants are intimidated by Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, but Jason Statham is not. On a plane bound for New York, the action star discovered someone in his seat, he told 'The Tonight Show' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC) audience.

"The guy's got a hood, and it's completely tied really tight. And he's got the dark glasses and he's sitting back," described the action-film tough guy. He told the mysterious passenger, "'Excuse me, you're in my seat,' and he doesn't do anything."

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Tried Playing It Cool When He Met Leonardo DiCaprio (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Jan 20th 2011 4:40AM
Mike Sorrentino, 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'Celebrities are just like us. Right? Well, maybe not in most regards, but at least we can get some small comfort in knowing that reality celebrities are perhaps more like us. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino may be a big deal to fans of 'Jersey Shore,' but underneath that six-pack is a regular guy who gets starstruck just like the rest of us.

He related a tale of playing it cool when he met Leonardo DiCaprio on 'The Tonight Show' (Weeknights, 11:35PM on NBC). But even before he got into the story, you could see that genuine nervousness at just talking about it that you never see from all those polished celebrities that parade through.

Dare we say it was endearing?

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Snooki Says 'Dancing With the Stars' is for Has-Beens, Slams the Situation's Appearance (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Jan 6th 2011 1:00PM
Attention 'Dancing With the Stars' casting director: Don't even think of approaching Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of 'Jersey Shore' to appear on the competition. As far as Polizzi is concerned, the show is for fading celebrities who need a career boost, she said on 'Access Hollywood Live' (weekdays, syndicated).

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The Situation Finds Himself at a Loss for Words on 'GMA' (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Jan 6th 2011 11:15AM
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of 'Jersey Shore' momentarily finds himself at a loss for words on 'Good Morning America' (weekdays, 7AM ET on ABC) when a young female fan asks if she can touch his "situation."

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The Situation Gives Jimmy Fallon a Fist-Pump Lesson (VIDEO)

by Aimee Deeken, posted Dec 9th 2010 6:00AM
The Situation Teaches Fallon How to Fist PumpDid you know there are several kinds of fist pumps? Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has helpfully defined -- and illustrated -- them in his new book 'Here's the Situation'. And on 'Late Night' (weeknights, 12:37AM ET on NBC), he gave Jimmy Fallon a tutorial.

The host showed the book's illustrations of "The Overhead (aka classic pump)", "The Flatliner" and "The Downward Pump". Then (accompanied by The Roots), The Situation demonstrated how to incorporate each pump into one's clubbing routine. Fallon practiced his moves, and the GTL guru concluded, "Usually you go on back to the hotel at that point."

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Bristol Palin and "The Situation" Want to Talk to You About Sex (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Nov 18th 2010 1:46AM
Bristol Palin and 'The Situation' Want to Talk to You About SexBristol Palin and "The Situation" were on the same season of 'Dancing With the Stars,' but it's hard to imagine the pair together in any other context. She's the daughter of the most famous conservative politician in America, and he's ... the guy with the abs from 'Jersey Shore.' But now, Palin and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino have teamed up for a video that promotes the value of abstinence and safe sex.

It might be noted that there are two issues here:

1) Bristol is now a spokesperson for abstinence, but is best-known for having an out-of-wedlock child as a teenager. Before becoming an abstinence spokeswoman, she told Fox News that abstinence is "not realistic at all."

2)
"The Situation" appears on a realty show that revolves around his attempts to have sex with random girls in hot tubs.

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The Situation Talks Love and Sex on 'Today Show' (VIDEO)

by Chris Harnick, posted Nov 2nd 2010 1:00PM
The SituationMike "The Situation" Sorrentino hit the 'Today Show' (weekdays, 7AM on NBC) and was faced with hard questions from Hoda and Kathie Lee.

Hoda took The Situation to task about the use of the word "grenade" to describe a woman -- turns out a "grenade" can be a pretty girl with a bad personality, not just somebody he deems unattractive -- and his revolving door policy with women.

The Situation defended his dating style. "Like I said, I'm single ... I'm looking for the right one right now ... I just happen to go through them a little bit quicker than everybody else."

"Go to church, you might find her there," Kathie Lee said.

The Situation went on to tell the women about his philosophy on love and destiny, having intercourse while drunk and participating in safe sex. "Either wrap it up or don't do it at all," he said.

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On the 'Jersey Shore' Reunion, The Cast Relives a Tran-ade Situtation (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Oct 29th 2010 2:29AM
'Jersey Shore'Stephen Colbert set the pop culture world on fire five years ago with the term "truthiness." Could the next great American word come from the 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM on MTV). When MTV got the cast back together for a reunion special of their season in Miami, it was inevitable that they would relive Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's club encounter with a transvestite.

Apparently, Mr. Situation ad imbibed just enough liquor to miss the tell-tale signs. Luckily, Pauly D was on hand to fill us in. Note that he did nothing but stand by and laugh as The Situation was getting cozier and cozier throughout the night.

"She got like all the clues that are leading me to believe she is a man," Pauly said. "She was wearing something to hide that Adam's apple, she had something on her hands. So we think The Situation might have gotten himself into a situation with a tranny out here."

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'Jersey Shore': The Situation Lets Down Pauly D as Wingman (VIDEO)

by Aimee Deeken, posted Oct 15th 2010 8:40AM
Mike Sorrentino Is a Bad Wingman on 'Jersey Shore'Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a situation at five in the morning in the 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV) house. He and Pauly D brought home a couple of girls they thought were "DTF" (down to f---). But Mike's girl has no intention of sleeping with him. Mike is shocked -- and angry. "You need to go in the other room and snuggle with yourself, 'cause I'm going to sleep right now."

Problem is, Pauly D's trying to put the moves on his own girl -- a few feet away from Mike's bed. Mike takes his chick out of the bedroom, and she whines that he said they'd jump in the hot tub. Mike replies, "No, baby, you don't hook up with nobody, and I don't wanta waste my time."

Pauly D's conquest decides to leave. He is convinced she was DTF but didn't follow through because Mike let his "situation get the best of him."

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