• Criss Angel wants people to know that he is not a ladies man. He also wants to talk, a lot, about how people are talking about how he is a ladies man.
  
• David Bowie isn't actually an alien but he does have natural alien good looks.
  
• Oprah and David Letterman are soooo not feuding anymore.
  

• At 8, ABC has two new episodes of Just For Laughs, then new episodes of Primetime: Crime and i-Caught.
• FOX has a new On The Lot at 8.
• NBC has a new America's Got Talent at 8, followed by a new Singing Bee.
• ESPN has two new episodes of The World Series of Poker starting at 8, then a new episode of The Bronx Is Burning.
• At 9, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• CNBC has a new Conversations with Michael Eisner at 9.
• There's a new Bill Engvall Show at 9 on TBS.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 9.
• Sci-Fi has a new Eureka at 9.
• Also at 9: History Channel has a new episode of The Universe.
• At 9:30, Food Network has a new Giada's Weekend Getaways.
• At 10, FX has a new Damages.
• TLC has a new L.A. Ink at 10.
• A&E has a new Criss Angel: Mindfreak at 10.
• Bravo has a new Flipping Out at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has the premiere of Power of 10, then a new Big Brother.
• FOX has a new On The Lot at 8.
• NBC has a new America's Got Talent at 8, followed by a new Singing Bee.
• TCM has Jane Russell in The Outlaw at 8.
• Also at 8: ESPN has two new episodes of The World Series of Poker, then a new installment of The Bronx Is Burning.
• At 8:30, ABC has a new Just For Laughs, then a new Primetime: Crime and the premiere of i-Caught.
• At 9, Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 9, then a new Criss Angel: Mindfreak.
• History Channel has a new episode of The Universe at 9.
• There's a new Decorating Cents on HGTV at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new Damages.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Giada's Weekend Getaways.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, NBC has a new America's Got Talent, then a new episode of The Singing Bee.
• FOX has a new On The Lot at 8.
• ABC has two new episodes of something called Just For Laughs at 8, then a new Shaq's Big Challenge.
• ESPN has two new episodes of The World Series of Poker at 8, then a new installment of The Bronx is Burning.
• At 9, CBS has a new Big Brother, followed by a new Pirate Master.
• TBS has the premiere of The Bill Engvall Show at 9.
• There's a new episode of Dirty Jobs on Discovery at 9.
• History Channel has a new episode of The Universe at 9.
• Sci-Fi has a new Eureka at 9, followed by a new ECW.
• At 10, TLC has a new Miami Ink.
• A&E has a new Criss Angel Mindfreak at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List.
• At 10:30, there's a new Giada's Weekend Getaways on Food Network (in New Orleans).

Check your local TV listings for more.

• Scott Baio filmed a reality show about helping him find a meaningful relationship... while he was in one with his ex's stunt double. Yeah, it's complicated.
  
• Criss Angel of Mindfreak is having relationship issues too.
  
• The Simpsons Movie is responsible for turning your local 7-Eleven into a real-life Kwik-E-Mart.
  

Egad.

According to the New York Post, Criss Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos (Sarantakos is Angel's actual surname), is suing her husband for divorce, claiming that he kept their marriage a secret to help his career and make him more appealing to fans.

Their marriage was enough of a secret that I had no idea he was even married, though it's not as if I spend every waking moment keeping up with Angel's personal life. Still, whenever a girl was by Criss' side on Mindfreak, she was always just credited as "Criss' girl" as far as I remember.

I've always respected Criss Angel for being an engaging performer, but magic and illusions have just never done much for me.

I know that, after watching someone walk through a wall, crawl out of a giraffe's mouth, or any number of super human feats, I'm supposed to stare, mouth agape, in complete amazement. The problem is, I know it's a trick, so I can never muster anything more than just, "oh yeah, that's pretty cool, what else is on TV?"

Duh, Adam, of course they're all tricks.

• Criss Angel's cement-block "escape" was kind of a joke.
  
• Jericho's nut campaign might just have worked. I know, I know... you told me so.
  
• The Price is Right just won't be the same without Bob Barker!

Summer is my least favorite season, by far. And not just because most TV shows are in reruns 'til the fall, though that's part of it. But nowadays the networks and cable are giving us more new stuff during June, July, and August, and it's also a good time to get caught up on shows you missed and those DVDs on your coffee table. Here's what I'm looking forward to this summer.

1. Mad Men (AMC): This is an original drama series for AMC, and it centers on the men (and women) who work for a big Madison Avenue ad agency in 1960. Advertising! 1960! Cool clothes! Cool music! Smoking! Drinking! I can't wait for this show to start. Premieres in July.

• It's the end of the road for American Idol, but Paula wants everyone to know "we're all winners."
  
• Apollo was named the champ of Dancing with the Stars, despite some who say his moves were "too raunchy."
  
• Criss Angel has a new stunt planned, and it sounds... odd.
  

• Just in time for Mother's Day, Buzz Sugar lists some memorable TV mothers and daughters.
• Bobby Brown is suing Whitney Houston.
• Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron goes on Nightline to prove that God exists.
• Maxim picks the worst TV series endings of all-time.
• Don Imus might want $200 million from CBS.
• CNN International says that Bush resigned. Ooops!
• Megan over at TVGuide.com really likes Criss Angel (and he has a new book out too).

• Scotty where are you? James Doohan's ashes made it back to earth, but we can't find them!
  
• The makers of American Idol will soon be bringing us The Next Great American Band.
  
• Illusionist Criss Angel believes you can be just like him, if you really really want it.