What happened on this week's 'Damages' season 3 episode 1, 'Your Secrets Are Safe' -- in 100 words or less.

Another complex season of 'Damages' is off and running! This time the flash-forward six months involves Patty Hewes, being questioned by the cops after a vehicle collision. Now we get to wonder all season the answers to several questions.

What happened on this week's 'Caprica' season 1 episode 1, 'Pilot' -- in 100 words or less.

Ah, so this is where it all begins -- with virtual nightclubs, train terrorists, avatars, group sex, virgin sacrifices, and daddy issues on the peaceful planet of Caprica.

Set some 50 years before 'Battlestar Galactica,' the Graystones and the Adamas are brought together by tragedy. Before young Zoe Graystone dies at the hand of a terrorist bomber, she perfected a virtual reality where kids could hang out. When Joseph Adama's wife and daughter die in the same attack, he and Daniel Graystone are brought together.

What happened on this week's 'Chuck' season 3 episode 3, 'Chuck vs. The Angel de la Muerte' -- in 100 words or less.

Yes, there was a case in tonight's episode, and yes, Awesome got a piece of the spy action, but the relationships took center stage.

While protecting a foreign dictator at a black-tie dinner, Ellie grilled Sarah about her feelings for Chuck, while Awesome did the same with Chuck. The non-lovebirds say it's just business, but of course, we know it's just a matter of time.

What happened on this week's 'Chuck' season 3 episodes 1 ('Chuck vs. The Pink Slip') and 2 ('Chuck vs. The Three Words') -- in 100 words or less.

Chuck gets booted from the spy program and retreats with a bathrobe, beard and cheese balls. But Operation Bartowski is back in biz as he saves Sarah and Casey's case.

A new assignment involves sexy agent Carina and a top secret weapon. Sarah nixes joining Carina on a new mission, and gets teary over a caught-on-camera confession. Chuck loves Sarah and left her at the train station to help people with his spy-ness.

What happened on this week's 'Big Love' season 4 premiere, 'Free At Last' -- in 100 words or less.

Hold on tight! The FBI investigates the whereabouts of Roman, but Alby is away during the raid at the compound, "bird watching" with a hottie guy at the park.

Testimonies abound in the new Church of Bill, as the feds question where the casino money hails from. Seems someone's been padding Nikki's bank account.

What happened on this week's 'Make It or Break It' season 1 episode 11, 'The Eleventh Hour' -- in 100 words or less.

The gymnasts are back, along with plenty of tears, anger, angst and love. After imploding at home, Payson puts on a brave face, returns to The Rock, and gives champion Kaylie a pep talk. "Never be sorry for winning!"

Razor interrupts a romantic evening between Damon and Emily, but the two lovebirds vow to keep their love strong while Damon's in L.A. Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

What happened on this week's 'The Secret Life of the American Teenager' season 2 episode 13, 'You Don't Know What You've Got' -- in 100 words or less.

'Secret Life' is back, which means more sex, lust, and awkward conversations! While Amy and Anne consider extending their getaway with the babies, Ricky grows a spine and tells Amy to bring John home.

Meanwhile, the teens ditch school and head for the beach. Grace and Jack play cat and mouse, while Ben welcomes (or not) his Italian squeeze Maria. New counselor Dr. Bink (Mayim Bialik from 'Blossom'!) wreaks havoc and tries to live down her own past (really? taking a kid to the prom?)

What happened on this week's 'Dexter' season 4 episode 12, 'The Getaway' -- in 100 words or less.

'Dexter' ends with a bang ... and a whimper. After an awkward meeting at the station, Dexter pursues Arthur, but a fender bender sidelines him, allowing Arthur to flee.

Debra and crew storm Arthur's house, only to find a bewildered family. Debra learns that Laura Moser was Dexter's biological mother, and Brian -- the Ice Truck Killer -- his brother.

What happened on this week's 'Dexter' season 4 episode 11, 'Hello, Dexter Morgan' -- in 100 words or less.

The jig is up! Arthur learned Dexter's true identity and came face to face with him at the police department. But not before Dexter successfully pinned the "Trinity Killer" label on trucker Stan Beaudry; then chopped him up and planted Arthur's DNA.

Christine confessed to Debra, then offed herself. Her daddy issues couldn't be fixed with a phone call. "I'm sorry you were ever born," said Arthur.

What happened on this week's 'Sons of Anarchy' season 2 episode 13, 'Na Triobloidi' -- in 100 words or less.

Bodies fell, kids were kidnapped, and ... Zobelle is an FBI informant?! Yes, all true in the season 2 finale.

Stahl kills Edmund, but puts the blame on Gemma, who followed Polly into the house and killed her. Gemma heads out of town on the lam with Unser as her chauffeur.

What happened on this week's 'Dexter' season 4 episode 10, 'Lost Boys'' -- in 100 words or less.

Just give John Lithgow the Emmy now! Never has Frankie Avalon's 'Venus' sounded creepier as when the Trinity Killer sang it to the boy he abducted. But Dexter was hot on his trail, leaving no vacant house, construction site or bomb shelter unturned.

Dexter finally caught up with him, just in time to pull the body-bagged kid, still alive, out of a wet cement hole. But dang, Arthur disappeared.

What happened on this week's 'V' season 1 episode 4, '"it's Only the Beginning" -- in 100 words or less.

Erica, Georgie, Ryan and Jack work together. Georgie shoots a V, who takes a self-destruct pill. But not before spitting at Ryan, "You can't stop us!"

Ryan is revealed to be a Visitor, but Fifth Column. "We're on the same side," he tells Erica. Tyler is impressed by the V's medical technology. He talks to Valerie, a therapist; Anna and Lisa eavesdrop via the jacket cam.

What happened on this week's 'Sons of Anarchy' season 2 episode 12, 'The Culling' -- in 100 words or less.

With some heavy stuff coming down, SAMCRO and Unser hole up inside the clubhouse as Jax and Clay prepare to battle The League. After Gemma tells Tara that she's Jax's "old lady, which means something in this town," Tara roughs up the tight-ass suit at the hospital.

Weston's kids get hauled off by child protection services, courtesy of Jax, who challenges Weston to a showdown. Their ten best guys, no weapons. A fistfight ensues; Hale shows up and arrests Weston for the porn warehouse arson.

What happened on this week's 'Dexter' season 4 episode 9, 'Hungry Man' -- in 100 words or less.

Dexter shares a tense Thanksgiving with the Mitchells. Jonah cracks and calls his dad a killer. Dexter nearly strangles Arthur, but the family stops him. He fumes on the way home, with Harry riding psychic shotgun.

Meanwhile, Batista and Maria say "I love you." At home, the shed has been breached, thanks to Cody falling through the skylight, but nothing is amiss.

What happened on this week's 'Vampire Diaries' season 1 episode 10, 'The Turning Point' -- in 100 words or less.

Logan's a vampire! We'll find out whether he's still alive after getting staked by Alaric Saltzman. Mayor Lockwood tries to goad Tyler and Jeremy into fighting after they butt heads over Vicki. The mayor is acting weird.

Stefan and Damon save Caroline from becoming Logan's dinner. And those vampires in the church? "There's another way to break the spell," says Logan.