miracle whip

I realize all writers, reporters and bloggers are supposed to be objective or at least attempt to pull a thin veil of objectivity over their work. There are, however, some things that just can't be overcome because of basic human logic, emotions or feelings. So here it goes. I HATE MAYO.

And since this Paper Chase-ish diatribe is clearly going to be about Miracle Whip, I know you're thinking "Whahuh?" as your brain screeches to a cartoonish halt. "But Miracle Whip isn't mayo."

Yes, it is. Miracle Whip is just mayo with an extra sweetener or two and if anyone wishes to debate that with me, stop and think about the stand you are actually about to take in life. Arguing about which Darren from Bewitched could kick the other Darren's ass is a step up, and for the record, it's the Dick Sargent Darren.