Andy Cohen is accustomed to dealing with plenty of preening from his experience co-producing the 'Real Housewives' series on Bravo. Thursday on 'Access Hollywood Live' (weekdays, syndicated on NBC), Cohen, who also hosts Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live,' talked about how he will bring his style to hosting the 60th Miss Teen USA pageant, which airs live from Las Vegas on June 19.

"Questioning housewives about very personal matters is something that I really enjoy doing," said Cohen. "I think people expect that of me, and so I hope to push some pageant buttons for the 60th anniversary and see what I can get out of these ladies."

Isn't it time to leave Miss South Carolina alone and let the poor girl get on with her life? (Answer: no).

To help us all understand just what the teenage beauty pageant contestant was trying to say, late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel gives us a complete breakdown via chalkboard. He explains what she meant by "U.S. Americans," why the U.S. has to help the U.S., and says he knew a guy once who didn't own a map. Such as.

As a bonus, Kimmel explains why high school is like prison, with its beatings, bad food, and forced showering with other men. Full video after the jump!

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother: All-Stars, followed by a new Rock Star: Supernova.
• NBC has The Miss Teen USA Pageant at 8.
• ESPN has two new episodes of The World Series of Poker, starting at 8.
• At 9, Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs, followed by two new episodes of Stunt Junkies.
• There's a new Overhaulin' on TLC at 9, followed by a new Miami Ink.
• Spike has the 007 movie Tomorrow Never Dies at 9.
• Bravo has a new Workout at 9, followed by a new Queer Eye.
• Sci-Fi has a new Eureka at 9.
• At 10, ABC has a new Primetime.
• MTV has a new Real World at 10.
• Also at 10: FX has a new Rescue Me.