The WWE's Edge (Adam Copeland) had a big announcement to make on 'Monday Night Raw' (Mon., 9PM ET on USA). "Eight years ago, I broke my neck," he told the crowd. Recently he'd been suffering through a lot of pain and losing feeling in his arms.

He was told to get some tests done, and "thankfully I did, because the MRIs showed that, uh, I have to retire," he announced sadly. "The doctors have told me that I got no choice. And thankfully they found out, because I'm not gonna end up in a wheelchair now."

He began tearing up as the crowd chanted in unison: "Thank you, Edge! Thank you, Edge!" Backstage he received a big round of applause and lots of handshakes, hugs and fist pumps.

Proving definitively that she can handle herself in a fight, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of 'Jersey Shore' squares off against Michelle McCool and Layla on 'Monday Night Raw' (Mon, 8PM ET on USA) in a teaser for her upcoming bout in WrestleMania XXVII.

In this clip, Polizzi drags McCool out of the ring, then pounces on Layla and drives her head into the mat repeatedly. Meanwhile, Trish Stratus lends a hand by delivering multiple right hooks to McCool.

If you haven't booked your tickets for Wrestlemania XXVII yet, you might want to. In advance of his new hosting gig for 'WWE Tough Enough' next month, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin made a surprise appearance on 'Monday Night Raw' (Monday, 9PM ET on USA). In doing so, he secured himself a spot at Wrestlemania.

On 'Monday Night Raw' (Monday, 8PM ET on USA), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson returned to the forum that gave him his start and triumphantly announced he will host WrestleMania XXVII on April 3.

While wearing sunglasses and a shirt that proclaims, "I Bring It," Johnson entered the arena to the familiar strains of his intro music, climbed into the ring and signaled his return to the WWE, which he left in 2004 to pursue a career in Hollywood.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has the season premiere of 'Dancing with the Stars,' then a new 'Castle.'
• CBS has a new 'How I Met Your Mother,' followed by new episodes of 'Rules of Engagement,' 'Two and a Half Men,' 'Big Bang Theory,' and 'CSI: Miami.'
• NBC has new episodes of 'Chuck,' 'Trauma,' and 'Law and Order.'
• The CW has a new 'Life Unexpected' at 8, then a new 'Gossip Girl.'
• ABC Family has the season finale of 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8.
• TCM has 'The Big Sleep' at 8, followed by 'The Maltese Falcon.'
• Also at 8: Food Network has a new 'Good Eats.'
• At 9, FOX has a new '24.'
• USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW' at 9.
• Food Network has a new 'Unwrapped' at 9.
• TLC has a new 'Ultimate Cake-Off' at 9.
• Spike has 'TNA Wrestling' at 9.
• At 10, Showtime has the season premiere of 'Nurse Jackie,' then the season premiere of 'United States of Tara.'
• FX has a new 'Damages' at 10.
• ABC Family has a new 'Greek' at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour 'Bachelor' episode of '20/20.'
• NBC has a new 'Chuck,' followed by new episodes of 'Trauma' and 'Law and Order.'
• FOX has new episodes of 'House' and '24.'
• The CW has a new 'Life Unexpected' at 8, then a new 'Gossip Girl.'
• ABC Family has a new 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8.
• At 8:30, CBS has a new 'Rules of Engagement.'
• FUSE has the '2010 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony' at 8:30.
  
• At 9, USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW.'
• Food Network has a new 'Unwrapped' at 9.
• TLC has a new 'Ultimate Cake-Off' at 9.
• History Channel has a new 'American Pickers' at 9.
• Cartoon Network has a new 'Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack' at 9.
• Also at 9: Spike has a new 'TNA Wrestling.'
• At 10, ABC Family has a new 'Greek.'
• FX has a new 'Damages' at 10.
  
• Showtime has two new episodes of 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' at 10.
• There's a new 'Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations' at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour wedding episode of 'The Bachelor,' followed by a new 'Castle.'
• CBS has a new 'How I Met Your Mother' at 8, then new episodes of 'Rules of Engagement,' 'Two and a Half Men,' 'Big Bang Theory,' and 'CSI: Miami.'
• NBC has new episodes of 'Chuck,' 'Trauma,' and 'Law & Order.'
• FOX has a new 'House' at 8, followed by a new '24.'
• The CW has a new 'Life Unexpected' at 8, then a new 'Gossip Girl.'
• ABC Family has a new 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8, followed by new episodes of 'Make It or Break It' and 'Greek.'
• Nickelodeon has a new 'Glenn Martin, DDS' at 8.
• Also at 8: Food Network has a new 'Good Eats.'
• At 9, USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW.'
• Food Network has a new 'Unwrapped.'
• History Channel has a new 'American Pickers' at 9, then two new episodes of 'Pawn Stars.'
• Spike has a new 'TNA Wrestling' at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new 'Damages.'
• Travel Channel has a new 'Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations' at 9.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of 'The Bachelor.'
• NBC has The Olympics at 8.
• The CW has new episodes of 'One Tree Hill' and 'Life Unexpected.'
• PBS has a new 'Antiques Roadshow' at 8.
• ABC Family has a new 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8, followed by new episodes of 'Make It or Break It' and 'Greek.'
• At 8:30, Food Network has a new 'Unwrapped.'
• At 9, FOX has a new '24.'
• USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW' at 9.
• There's a new 'Damages' on FX at 9.
• At 10, TNT has the season finale of 'Men of a Certain Age.'
• Showtime has a new 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' at 10, then new episodes of 'Tracey Ullman's State of the Union' and 'La La Land.'
• Food Network has a new 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives' at 10.
• TLC has a new 'Ultimate Cake-Off' at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of 'The Bachelor.'
• NBC has The Olympics at 8.
• The CW has new episodes of 'One Tree Hill' and 'Life Unexpected.'
• PBS has a new 'Antiques Roadshow' at 8.
• ABC Family has a new 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8, then new episodes of 'Make It or Break It' and 'Greek.'
• Nickelodeon has a new 'Penguins of Madagascar' at 8, followed by a new 'Glenn Martin, DDS.'
• At 8:30, Food Network has a new 'Unwrapped.'
• At 9, FOX has a new '24.'
• USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW' at 9.
• Also at 9: History Channel has a new 'American Pickers,' followed by two new episodes of 'Pawn Stars.'
• At 10, FX has a new 'Damages.'
• There's a new 'Men of a Certain Age' on TNT at 10.
• Food Network has a new 'Diner, Drive-Ins, and Dives' at 10.
• A&E has a new 'Hoarders' at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Here's the TV lineup for tonight (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of 'The Bachelor,' followed by a new 'Castle.'
• CBS has a new 'How I Met Your Mother' at 8, then new episodes of 'Accidentally on Purpose,' 'Two and a Half Men,' 'Big Bang Theory,' and 'CSI: Miami.'
• NBC has a new 'Chuck' at 8, followed by the season finale of 'Heroes' and a new 'Jay Leno Show.'
• FOX has new episodes of 'House' and '24.'
• The CW has a new 'One Tree Hill' at 8, then a new 'Life Unexpected.'
• PBS has a new 'Antiques Roadshow' at 8, followed by a new 'American Experience.'
• ABC Family has a new 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8, then new episodes of 'Make It or Break It' and 'Greek.'
• At 9, USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW.'
• History Channel has a new 'American Pickers' at 9, followed by two new episodes of 'Pawn Stars.'
• TLC has a new 'Cake Boss' at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new 'Damages.'
• Showtime has a new 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' at 10, then new episodes of 'Tracey Ullman's State of the Union' and 'La La Land.'
• Food Network has a new 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives' at 10.
• TLC has a new 'Ultimate Cake-Off' at 10.
• A&E has a new 'Hoarders' at 10.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new 'Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of 'The Bachelor.'
• CBS has a new 'How I Met Your Mother' at 8, followed by new episodes of 'Accidentally on Purpose,' 'Two and a Half Men,' 'The Big Bang Theory,' and 'CSI: Miami.'
• NBC has new episodes of 'Chuck,' 'Heroes,' and 'The Jay Leno Show.'
• FOX has a new 'House' at 8, followed by a new 24.
• The CW has a new 'One Tree Hill,' then a new 'Life Unexpected.'
• PBS has a new 'Antiques Roadshow' at 8.
• ABC Family has a new 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' at 8, followed by new episodes of 'Make It or Break It' and 'Greek.'
• At 9, USA has a new 'Monday Night RAW.'
• TLC has a new 'Cake Boss' at 9.
• History Channel has a new 'American Pickers' at 9, then two new episodes of 'Pawn Stars.'
• At 10, TNT has a new 'Men of a Certain Age.'
• FX has a new 'Damages' at 10.
• A&E has a new 'Hoarders' at 10.
• Food Network has the season finale of 'Worst Cooks in America' at 10.
• TLC has a new 'Ultimate Cake-Off' at 10.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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"They call me the next one to cross over, the next Hollywood star," smirked 'WWE Monday Night RAW' superstar Santino Marella while disclosing for the first time plans for the 'Santino Morella Sitcom' at last night's 'Monday Night RAW' event in Columbus, Ohio.

The Canadian-born, Italian-American has already turned himself into the comedic foil of professional wrestling with his over-the-top accent, fake unibrow and proclivity to dress in drag in order to wrestle as Santina Marella, the "sister" of Santino. (The National Italian American Foundation should look into being offended by him after they recover from this season of 'Jersey Shore'.)

Now, apparently, he's getting his own sitcom. In it, Morello said that WWE stars Beth Phoenix and Vladimir Kozlov will portray his girlfriend and best friend, respectively.

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of The Bachelor, followed by a new Castle.
• NBC has a new Chuck at 8, then new episodes of Heroes and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has new episodes of House and 24.
• The CW has a new One Tree Hill at 8, followed by a new Life Unexpected.
• PBS has a new Antiques Roadshow at 8, then a new American Experience.
• ABC Family has a new Secret Life of the American Teenager at 8, followed by a new Make It or Break It and the premiere of Greek.
• Nickelodeon has a new Glenn Martin, DDS at 8.
• There's a new Good Eats on Food Network at 9.
• Also at 9: ESPN2 has more coverage of The Australian Open.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• TLC has a new Cake Boss at 9.
• At 10, FX has the season premiere of Damages.
• Showtime has the season premiere of Secret Diary of a Call Girl at 10, then the season premiere of Tracey Ullman's State of the Union.
• TNT has a new Men of a Certain Age at 10.
• Food Network has a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives at 10.
• Travel Channel has a new Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

• At 8, ABC has the season premiere of The Bachelor, followed by Conveyor Belt of Love.
• NBC has a new two-hour Heroes at 8, then a new Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl at 8, Boise State vs. Texas Christian.
• PBS has a new Antiques Roadshow at 8.
• ABC Family has the season premiere of Secret Life of the American Teenager at 8, then the season premiere of Make It or Break It.
• Food Network has a new Good Eats at 8.
• TLC has a new Little People, Big World at 8.
• Also at 8: Spike has a new TNA Wrestling.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• TLC has a new Cake Boss at 9.
• E! has a new Bank of Hollywood at 9.
• There's a new Unwrapped on Food Network at 9.
• At 10, TNT has a new Men of a Certain Age.
• A&E has a new Hoarders at 10.
• Bravo has a new Chef Academy at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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• TBS has a Family Guy marathon all night.
• History Channel has a Pawn Stars marathon all night.
• At 8, Lifetime has Debbie Macomber's Mrs. Miracle, then The Ultimate Gift.
• Current has a new Current Exposed at 8.
• National Geographic has a new Dog Whisperer at 8.
• At 8:30, ESPN has Monday Night Football, the Vikings vs. the Bears.
• At 9, PBS has a new American Masters.
• USA has a new Monday Night RAW at 9.
• Current has a new InfoMania at 9.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9, followed by a new Motor City Motors.
• At 10, TNT has a new Men of a Certain Age.
• A&E has a new Hoarders at 10.
• At 11, Syfy has two new episodes of Monster.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.