my life on the d list

Kathy Griffin recently announced on The View that she wants to date again, but this time she's not going to do it for love, she's going to do it for publicity. She's asking her fans to go to OffTheDList.com and vote for one of the following men:

• Sanjaya
• Kevin Federline
• Mario Lopez
• Larry Birkhead
• Prince William

Because he stole $72,000 from her.

That's the claim that Griffin made to Larry King, in an interview that has already been taped by hasn't aired yet. She says that her ex-husband Matt, who has been featured in her Bravo reality show My Life On The D List, was sneaking into her wallet while she slept and stealing cash and her ATM card.

Yikes.

The divorce actually became final in May, so maybe we'll be seeing that coming up on the show soon. It's interesting because in her last standup special, she told the audience that they were separated but were working on getting back together. I guess this was the last straw? This also comes after news that Janet Charleton broke, that Griffin and her husband haven't been living together and the scenes of him living in the home on the Bravo show were staged to make it look like he was still living there.

• At 8, ABC has a repeat According to Jim, followed by Mavericks/Heat basketball.
• CBS has repeats of NCIS and The Unit, followed by a new Tuesday Night Book Club.
• NBC has a new Fear Factor at 8, followed by a new Last Comic Standing and a repeat Law and Order: SVU.
• Over on FOX at 8, two repeats eps of House.
• The WB has a repeat Gilmore Girls at 8, followed by a new Pepper Dennis, while UPN has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Veronica Mars.
• Spike has Die Another Day at 9.
• Also at 9: Bravo has a new Kathy Griffiin: My Life on the D List, followed by a new Queer Eye.
• At 10, FX has a new Rescue Me (repeated at 11).

• Join Scientology
• Give Ryan Seacrest a pedi/mani
• Adopt a baby from Namibia
• Release her sex tape with Dame Judi Dench