If you woke up and found yourself suddenly in possession of $10.8 billion dollars, what would you spend it on? A new suit? A nice new car? Maybe get your hair did? Well, here's another option to consider: the rights to broadcast March Madness for the next 14 years.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, that's the option that CBS and Time Warner have chosen, as the two media giants have teamed up to buy the lucrative broadcast rights from the NCAA. The deal, which begins next year, supersedes CBS's prior broadcast deal, which had been set to run through 2014.

• CBS has March Madness all night.
• At 8, TLC has a new Flip That House, followed by new episodes of Date My House, Trading Spaces, and Moving Up.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, then a new Naked Brothers Band.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• BBC America has a new Torchwood at 9.
• There's a new Suze Orman Show on CNBC at 9.
• Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Naruto at 9.
• Also at 9: VH-1 has The Night James Brown Saved Boston.
• At 9:30, Nickelodeon has a new Just Jordan.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV, followed by a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with guests Christopher Walken and Panic at the Disco.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here are the weekly ratings, by number of viewers.

Nothing too different in the ratings this week, except for the temporary invasion from the NCAA Basketball games on CBS. American Idol is still on top, Dancing with the Stars trails right behind, and usual suspects such as 60 Minutes, Lost, Survivor, NCIS, and CSI: Miami are in the top 20.

1. American Idol - Tues (FOX)
2. American Idol - Weds (FOX)

• CBS has March Madness all night.
• TLC has a new Moving Up at 8.
• Disney has a new Kim Possible at 8.
• GSN is showing four classic episodes of Press Your Luck starting at 8.
• Also at 8: Nickelodeon has the annual Kid's Choice Awards.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• Suze Orman celebrates her 5th anniversary on CNBC at 9.
• A&E has a new Flip This House at 9.
• AMC has Deliverance at 9.
• Al Roker hosts Childhood Obesity: Danger Zone, on Food Network at 9.
• At 11, IFC is showing the documentary This Film Is Not Yet Rated.
• At midnight, USA has the 2007 WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, followed by all the Trump/McMahon nonsense on a new WWE A.M RAW.

Check your local TV listings for more.

I don't think there's anything I look forward to less than this two week period in March when CBS subjects us to non-stop college basketball action. Not the Olympics, not root canal surgery. And it's not even the basketball that bothers me, it's that it's college basketball. I mean, unless you go to the school or went to the school, who gives a *&#%?

And it's one of those events where people who ordinarily have no interest in college basketball all suddenly join in and bet money in various pools. They become pseudo experts, and become obsessed with scores and matchups and who's playing who and when and what happened and what the score is and everything else. And all the other networks have news stories about the games, my local paper covers it as if it's the Super Bowl (it's not, sorry), and everyone just sort of tries to force it down our throats. Ugh.

It's funny, but I don't even watch that much on CBS, now that I think of it (Letterman, maybe one of the Monday night comedies, Survivor), but this two week interruption still bothers me.