'Jersey Shore's' Snooki is everywhere these days, so why not have her on top of a cake as well? It seems that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi failed to remember Mother's Day. So she tried to apologize to her mom on the new 'Cake Boss' (Mon., 9PM ET on TLC).

The 'Cake Boss' shop is located in Hoboken, New Jersey -- not the shore. Still, maybe the fellow "Garden State" residents could solve the family drama.

Buddy Valastro and his team tried to make Snooki happy -- which included letting the reality star flirt with Buddy's cousin Anthony. Upon meeting Anthony, Snooki found the young man to be severely untanned. She suggested that he needed a heavy dose of "GTL" -- that's "gym, tan and laundry" for you 'Jersey Shore' newbies.

Apparently, the kids on the 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM on MTV) communicate via fighting. At least, that's how Snooki decided to share with Angelina her feelings about the latter leaving. Angelinas bags were packed, but she decided to wait until everyone came back so she could tell them that she wasn't leaving because of them. That's what she said in the confessional.

When they arrived, she started jabbing at Snooki about probably hooking up with some guy. "This is why nobody likes you," Snooki told her. "Because you keep talking s***!"

Unfortunately, despite Snooki's attempts to reason with Angelina through the extensive use of expletives, she wasn't getting through, and in fact was getting met curse word for curse word. So what's the next stage of communication after that? "Okay," Snooki said calmly. "Hold my earrings, please."

With the recent influx of fall programming, it's easy to lose track of the amusing moments that TV has to offer. Well, never fear. Our DVRs are working overtime, and we've collected the five funniest moments from the week gone by here. Witness a former President's awkward near-confession, a star's drunken encounter with paparazzi, and an actor's followup to a famously unhinged late-night appearance a year-and-a-half ago.

In what is surely just the latest sign of the apocalypse, you can now buy a 'Jersey Shore' costume for Halloween. Yes, for those of you who are incapable of dressing up like a skank or a Guido on your own, pre-made outfits are now available -- for low, low prices. (Note: 'TV Squad' in no way endorses or recommends buying these costumes; we just thought you might like to see them.)

'Chelsea Lately' (weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) has the full story, as the show welcomes the 'Shore's' Snooki and Pauly D. (It's apparently been a very full day of appearing on talk shows for the pair.) Host Chelsea Handler demonstrates the "Snooki" costume ... by having her sidekick Chuy Bravo come out dressed in one. It's an unfortunate moment that may well be permanently seared onto your retinas.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi appeared on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' (weekdays, syndicated), along with several of her 'Jersey Shore' castmates. While on the show, Snooki talked to Ellen about the latest trouble that she's gotten into: Her July arrest for disturbing the peace at a beach in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (of course). Snooki got drunk (also of course), stumbled around and cursed. She was then arrested and briefly thrown in jail.

This past Wednesday, Snooki was fined $500 and sentenced to community service for her crime. "I was a public nuisance," she admitted. " ... In what way?" Ellen asked. Oh, in so many ways. But let's just stick to the disturbing the peace thing for now, shall we?

Has it only been a few short months since we last hung out with our favorite guidos and guidettes on 'Jersey Shore'? Yes, it has. But for many of us, the wait seemed like an eternity. But now, 'Jersey Shore' is back, baby! Or at least, it's back with a special season preview (Mon., 9PM ET on MTV).

Yes, the show that embedded the words "Gym, Tan, Laundry" into our collective consciousness has returned to preview season two. For part of the next season, our Jersey Shore-ites will be moving to Miami Beach. So we caught up with our old pals Snooki and Jenni (aka, "JWoww") as they headed down that way. As our heroines travel south, they run into a local boy who hits on them and buys them shots. (Of course there are shots involved!)

Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' has brought us many things. Among them: The concept that wearing your hair in a "Hair Bump " is a good idea, and that excessive tanning and drinking is the pathway to success. And now Snooki is filming her first commercial, which 'TMZ' (6:30PM ET on Fox) got a peek at.

The commercial features Snooki and her current boyfriend touting "Sunlove" self-tanning spray. Snooki's boyfriend flexes his arm muscles, showing off the fake tan, and Snooki uses the phrase "Snookerized." As in: "So I just 'Snookerized' one of my man's gorilla arms." "Snookerized!" An entirely new word ... and yet another gift from our pal Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi). But wait. It gets worse.

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In this behind-the-scenes footage, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd of 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated) meet with the cast of MTV's reality show 'Jersey Shore' and talk weighty matters as working out, tanning and the importance of doing laundry.

Hasselbeck does crunches with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and Shepherd gets pointers from Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi on how to pull off her signature look.

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A trio of girls arrives at the 'Jersey Shore' house and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi tells several of them to leave, sparking a full-blown fight in which Snooki is struck and an arrest is made.

Only one of the three girls had been formally invited to the house; the others had been deemed too unattractive to party by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Snooki was in the process of booting several girls when a fight broke out and she was struck in the face again.

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During the "10 @ 10" Q&A segment on last night's 'The Jay Leno Show,' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, genius and cast member of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' revealed that she doesn't like to read, but, on the rare occasion when she does crack open a book, prefers those with pretty illustrations.

Polizzi revealed this and other shockers, such as her lack of understanding that pickles are made from cucumbers, how her bronzer and eyeliner rank among her most prized possessions, and how she would change the world by putting a tanning bed in each home and forbidding the use of the Bumpit hair insert.

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