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And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week
by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 1st 2006 12:11AM
"Never trust a hurricane named after a stripper. Next year, when Hurricane Tiffany comes, we're all out of
here." - Night Court's Harry Anderson, New Orleans resident and business owner, about Hurricane Katrina.
- "Hey, that extra room? If the girlfriend thing doesn't work out, maybe that's where the nurse can live." - Dwight, to Michael, about his new condo, which will take 30 years to pay off, on The Office.
- "Your last roommate's kidney?" - Chandler, to new roommate Eddie, holding up a small dried piece of fruit and asking him if he knows what it is, on Friends.
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