For those who might think the new Osbournes: Reloaded variety show is a quick-fix, six-episode ratings boost, think again. Reloaded, which premieres Tuesday at 9PM on Fox, was two years in the making. According to Sharon Osbourne, who spoke with reporters via a conference call Thursday, the family was given a somewhat open-ended invitation to return to television, and they wanted to make sure they picked the right project.

They cycled through a few options, rejecting most of them, including one idea that will be a smaller part of the finished product. "It was going around the country just looking for other Osbournes, and I was like, I don't think so," Sharon told the group. "But we did keep that as a segment on the show."

"Mom shouts and beats people up." -- Jack

"Your dad's not too bad either -- he's definitely a wild card. We're in the middle of something and he goes, 'What are we doing?'" -- Sharon

The Osbourne family revolutionized reality TV when they allowed MTV's cameras into their homes for four seasons of their Emmy-winning series 'The Osbournes.'

Now they're back with 'Osbournes: Reloaded' (premieres Tues., March 31, 9PM ET), a new Fox variety show ... sort of. We talked to Sharon and Jack about what we can expect from the show and why we won't be seeing Ozzy and Sharon playing the spoons or Jack and Kelly tap dancing. We also got them to joke a bit about Sharon's legal woes with Megan from 'Rock of Love Charm School,' who sued Sharon on Monday over an altercation during an episode of the VH1 show.

Watch and see what else they shared, and who wins the ultimate title of the family's biggest wild card. -- By Maggie Furlong