Paris Hilton is taking her search for a new best friend in the form of a reality show. Evidently, her friend Nicole Richie doesn't have time for Paris now with the new baby and all. The series is tentatively called Paris HIlton's My New BFF and it's going to be on MTV, which continues to produce quality programming to influence our nation's teen-agers.

During a news conference announcing her new show, Paris wouldn't say exactly what requirements she has for her new BFF, except that it needs to be someone she can trust and "have fun with". That sounds like a dog to me.

Here's what it takes to be Paris' new best friend, based on her track record: