What would it be like to see a gigantic pornographic image of yourself on the big screen? That's the question facing the stars of 'Reno 911!' Because as it turns out, there is a porn version of the now-canceled comedy show. Why is there a porn version? How could that possibly be sexy? Your guesses are as good as ours.

The porno version is called 'Reno 911: A XXX Parody.' (Clever title!) And actual 'Reno' star Thomas Lennon went to see the adult movie. The celebrity news show 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated) has the full scoop.

Lennon checked out the film, and got to see the porn version of himself. And apparently, Lennon's porno doppelganger is a little more well-endowed that he is. "I'm talking about -- honestly -- a foot," Lennon said, while spreading his hands to indicate the size of the man's, um, tool.

(S02E02) - "Unraveling the matriarch will destabilize them. They're all little boys who need a strong mommy."

The thing I'm starting to love about this show is the way it switches gears on just about any incline. They are so swift and sudden that the law should go totally "nanny state" and require me to wear a helmet during each week's episode.

For example: in this week's chapter, we see the aftermath of Gemma's rape and the toll it takes on her as she tries to keep it from the club. Then the very next shot is of Tig, played by Kim Coates and some random fishnet whore slowly waking up with hangovers that could stun an elephant, together in a spent 69.

And I ain't talking about a broken down '69 Chevy.

Warning: this post about the FBI's investigation into the Super Bowl porn snafu uses the word "probe" several times. Viewer discretion is advised.

Comcast's probe into the Super Bowl porno snafu has officially become an FBI probe. A Fox affiliate in Tucson reported that the cable provider has asked the FBI to conduct their own probe into the 30 seconds of pornography that aired during Super Bowl XLIII.

Special Agent Manuel Johnson of the Phoenix FBI field office would only confirm for TV Squad that the probe is still ongoing.

Michael Phelps recently went from big-time role-model to big-eared pothead in about the time it took for some d-bag with a cameraphone to press "send."

This got me thinking about role models in general. Like it or not, most of us wind up choosing role models from television, probably because we see the people on TV more often than we do our own family. Considering the amount of alcohol-fueled Thanksgiving fistfights in my own family, that's probably for the best.

So, seeing as my son is going to be raised by TV, I decided that I needed to pick out the best role model on it. My choice?

Howard Stern.

Kevin Blatt, the man behind the Paris Hilton sex tape, is holding a press conference today to talk about his new reality show, Virgin Territory, and to unveil giant billboards in New York City's Times Square and Los Angeles seeking untouched individuals.

According to this NY Times review of Blatt's film American Cannibal, the original concept of Virgin Territory was to have male virgins compete for the chance to lose their virginity to a porn star. The twist? It's Ron Jeremy.

Okay, I made up the part about Ron Jeremy, though it would be really funny. This recent press release doesn't specify whether Blatt is seeking male virgins, female virgins, or both, or if the concept of the series has changed at all. There's also no mention of any network taking an interest in the project, so who knows if we'll ever actually see it? Then again, would anyone want to?

Some of us here at TV Squad are big fans of comedian Zach Galifianakis, but while I always find him entertaining whether he's acting on a show or just doing stand-up, I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to see him interview a porn star. Thankfully, YouTube has filled this particular void in my life with a clip of Galifianakis interviewing porn vixen Monique Alexander for XXX Comedy Night in Los Angeles. I've placed the video after the jump. The sound quality isn't the best, but you can still make out what's being said. Galifianakis gets some great questions in, but I found it amusing that while he's always great at thinking on his feet, Galifianakis actually becomes tongue-tied a couple times thoughout the video. Anyway, take a look: