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Those of you with small children might be interested to know that Disney's Little Einsteins, the animated preschool program about a group of intelligent youngsters in a magic rocket which uses classical music and fine arts to enhance the educational experience, is now available on iTunes. Individual episodes will be $1.99 while the full first season will be $25.87. So, basically, if your kids want to download these episodes they need to get off their blankets and get a job so they can afford to pay for them. If you just buy them the episodes, they'll never learn what it means to work for something, which is why you should send your three-year-old to work a nightly ten-hour shift as a longshoreman. This will make the experience of watching the program all the more meaningful, trust me.