Last week's winners:

1 star to Doughlin: "It was at that moment that Tony regretted booking his spaceflight on the Nostromo."
2 stars to Zach: " ...and The Soprano's cliffhanger was resolved this week when Tony gave birth to a beatuiful little crime lord via C-section."
3 stars to Chris W: "Tony Soprano, unable to kick ass and take names because of a coma, has developed vaginitis. The first vagina outbreak occured in his midsection, and others will appear until he does something manly."

This week, a scene from the latest Prison Break. Now why would anyone want to get out of Fox River?