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And I Quote: The best lines of the week
by Keith McDuffee, posted Nov 11th 2006 11:38PM
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:- Cheerleader's brother: "I'm gonna put it on YouTube and make like a million dollars!"
Zach: "YouTube is free you idiot." -- Regarding a video showing the cheerleader's abilities, on Heroes. - "Your athletic ability has enabled millions of teenage Americans to sit on their couch and eat Doritos, and I think that is a wonderful thing." -- Jimmy kidding Tony Hawk about the massive success of his skateboarding video games on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday.
- "Wouldn't you think I'd get tired of constantly being right? And yet it never gets old." -- Stark on Shark.
- "She ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie!" -- Dan Rather, regarding Hillary Clinton's win, on The Daily Show.
- Ratner: "You don't notice the little people because you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here."
Logan: "That's Admiral Moneybags." -- Hotel employee to Veronica Mars regarding not noticing him, on Veronica Mars.
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