Does Rachael Ray need a new catchphrase? Probably not, but the good folks at Funny or Die tried to find one for her anyway in a new video, which received its "world premiere" today on 'Rachael Ray' (weekdays, syndicated). The video featured actors playing marketing folks tossing out ideas for Ray's new catchphrase while Ray batted them down, one by one.

Some of the contenders? "Where's the beef?" "Mmm mmm goody foodie scrumptious time, I'm Rachael Ray, let's have dinner soon because my tummy is a-growling and it's already eight o'clock." Also, just the word "catchphrase."

In the end, Ray came up with the winner herself. "Shove It" is her choice, and it appeared with Ray's smiling image on the Jumbotron in Times Square at the end of the video. In the image, Ray is holding a bunch of carrots. We prefer "goody foodie scrumptious time."

Tom Selleck's mustache is a thing of timeless beauty. It seems like it hasn't changed for years, a comforting image in turbulent times. He said today on 'Rachael Ray' (weekdays, syndicated) that his mustache is famous by itself, without him, so much so that it really needs its own representation.

Ray brought up the fact that there are pub crawls dedicated to Selleck, and he was sure it had more to do with the 'stache. "My mustache is getting so famous, he has his own agent now," said Selleck. "And I can't talk about him without his permission."

They don't even share the same agent; it's a completely different agent, Selleck said. He's pretty sure the mustache also has his own insurance, but he can't say for sure -- he doesn't have permission.

On 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated), Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore reunited on a reproduction of their living room from 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' (weekdays, syndicated).

When asked about the chemistry the two shared on the seminal sitcom as Rob and Laura Petrie, Van Dyke replied, "I loved that the people thought we were really married in real life."

On 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated), Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri announced a new cooking show that will premiere this summer on the Food Network. On the show, Ray and Fieri will command two teams of five celebrities in cooking competitions.

"This summer, Guy and I are doing a brand new show on Food Network and ... it is basically the cooking equivalent of 'Dancing With the Stars,'" said Ray.

Ladies do indeed love LL Cool J, but perhaps none more so than Rachael Ray. On 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated), Ray couldn't keep her hands the 'NCIS: Los Angeles' star.

First, Ray and the rapper/actor held hands while he busted out a rhyme from 'Around the Way Girl.' Later, she couldn't resist feeling his muscles. "I am having the best day at the office. I mean, that is rock hard!" she said, squeezing a bicep.

During an audience Q&A segment on 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated), a buff audience member asked Sofia Vergara of 'Modern Family' for alternatives to online dating. Vergara offered a bit of no-frills advice to the man that involved going shirtless.

The man, whose name was Alex, was heavily muscled and sported a tight t-shirt. At the sight of him, Rachael Ray said, "Delicious! I'm sorry. Was that out loud?"

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. But ashes to Disneyland?

Whoopi Goldberg was on 'Rachael Ray' (weekdays, syndicated) and she talked about how she was going to spend this Mother's Day, her first since her mother had passed away.

"I'm not sure how we're going to handle it yet," Goldberg said.

"Celebrate or a remembrance," Ray asked.

"Well, whenever she comes up, it's all about we're gonna throw her a party," Goldberg said. "We went to Disneyland when she passed, because that was one of the places she really liked. And you know you're not supposed to scatter ashes in Disneyland ... and we didn't."

"Maybe," Ray quipped, noting the deadpan look on Goldberg's face. "Mom may be part of the landscape," she added.

Well, long as she had a FASTPASS!

On 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated), Richard Marx didn't even try to defend his infamous mullet hairstyle, which he sported at the height of his popularity in the 1980s. In fact, the musician seemed to think the 'do was a bad idea.

Rachael Ray gleefully relived Marx's formerly poofy hair through a handful of old photos. "That's some hair!" she said. "Oh, yeah, look at that! Big mullet! Big!"

On 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated), Bert Kreischer of 'Bert the Conqueror' made good on a promise to Rachael Ray to attempt skydiving. After the challenge, Kreischer was either so terrified or uplifted (or both) by the experience that he actually cried.

"I don't know how I got into this. I don't want to be responsible for any of my own life. I don't want to pull the cord," said Kreischer, adding that he much prefers simply hanging onto a thrill ride instead.

The hype over the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has itself been the subject of hype. And with that much hype, there is always a boatload of merchandise, as displayed today on 'Rachael Ray' (weekdays, syndicated). Ray and guest Anthony Sullivan played "Real or Not So Real," showing off products related to the royal wedding and asking the audience to vote on whether they thought the products were real.

One of the sillier items was the "Royal Wedding Sick Bag," a paper bag roughly the equivalent to the barf bags on airplanes with an image of the royal couple stamped on the front. They come in a variety of colors. "You don't even have to leave the room to barf," said Sullivan. "You can put your popcorn in them. When the popcorn's done and you've just had enough of the 'I dos' and 'I will' and 'till death do us part,' yep, you can barf in the bag."

So, was it real or not so real? Most of the audience thought no so real, but they were wrong. This was an actual product. And maybe the most appropriate and useful of any of them.

Thrill-seeking Bert Kreischer of 'Bert the Conqueror' accepted a challenge from Rachael Ray to face his greatest fear -- skydiving. And he did so in typically unabashed fashion, while shirtless and wearing a luchador mask on 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated).

During a past appearance on 'Rachael Ray,' Kreischer seemed awfully hesitant to throw himself out of a plane. However, this time, he boldly walked out in a wrestling outfit after being introduced by professional announcer Michael Buffer and vowed to Ray that he's ready.

['30 Rock' - '100th Episode']

'30 Rock''s little show-within-a-show is reaching 100 episodes. So's the show about a show, and I've gotta say that I am absolutely exhausted after sitting through that hour of television. Exhausted in a good way.

When '30 Rock' is firing on all cylinders (like on last night's show), it does fast-paced nonsense and throwaway gags at an 'Airplane'-like pace. Add an actual story that made sense, liberally sprinkled with flashbacks and guest stars recalling the past five years, and this is one of the most satisfying 100th episode celebrations of a series I've ever seen.

According to Gwyneth Paltrow, the secret to staying fit is good old-fashioned exercise, she said on 'The Rachael Ray Show' (weekdays, syndicated). And, since she loves to eat, the actress must commit to a strict workout regimen five days a week.

"I put in a minimum of an hour-and-a-half five days a week," explained Paltrow.

Ashley Tisdale plays a cheerleader on CW's 'Hellcats,' which sometimes requires her to risk breaking a bone or two. On today's 'Rachael Ray' (weekdays, syndicated), Tisdale talked about doing some of her stunts, even if it scares both her and her producers.

Tisdale said she does have a double, but she tried to do as much as she can because she likes "to give it one hundred percent." One "Flying V" she did midseason did give her a bit of a fright. "It was pretty crazy," said Tisdale. "A base just through me up in the air, caught me by my feet, and then even pushed me up on one leg and I had my arms up. It was the scariest thing I've ever done."

Ray asked if Tisdale knew how many things she could break by doing that. Tisdale said she knew, and that her producers "were freaking out as well."

Sherri Shepherd is only a few months away from her August wedding, which is traditionally a time when brides feel the stress of fitting into their wedding dress.

On Monday's 'Rachael Ray' (weekdays, syndicated), Shepherd spoke about trying to lose weight, what she'd like her dress to look like, and her desire to trade a couple of body parts with Ray.

Shepherd said she had been trying to get down to a single-digit dress size by going to the gym, but kept forgetting and eating anyway. She's decided not to worry quite as much.