Don't worry 'Two and a Half Men' fans. Your show is not ending any time soon.

Charlie Sheen will be released from rehab and resume taping new episodes of the long-running CBS sitcom as early as March 19.

The show went into a temporary hiatus towards the end of last month when Sheen had to check himself into rehab following his domestic abuse charges as a "precautionary measure." His charges and rehabilitation check-in sparked all sorts of speculation, including here at TV Squad, that his presence or lack thereof could grind the show to a halt, but it looks like that isn't the case ... for now.

The TV is a weird beast. Your show can have ridiculously high ratings, receive greater critical claim than the Mona Lisa and achieve a cult following not seen since the People's Temple, and the network can still pull the plug on you.

TV Land doesn't work like Reality Land, if the Reality Land is in fact reality and not some bizarre reality land where meat-hungry producers are the gods of fate. TV has a different equation for success.

Here are the ten telltale signs that your new show will spend eternity shining in the pantheon of the cosmos and the rest of its life on Best Buy's DVD shelves.

(S03E05) Did you notice that there were multiple closeups of people stirring bowls or cups of food in this episode? I love that because this episode was all about stirring things up. Oh, boy. Did I actually say that I liked Nora? Wow. I totally got sucked in. She did some master manipulation this week, eh? She is playing Lynette and Tom like a violin (which may change next week). Boy, could she have made Lynette dance any better than she has in the past few weeks? But seriously? Whether or not Nora is being a totally manipulative bitch, should Lynette really support Tom in his dream of opening a pizza place?