Ohh, you didn't think we were done with that Larry Craig goodness, did you? Of course not. In a recent interview, Matt Lauer asked Senator Craig whether or not he could be bi. And then Craig took out his sexy, totally didn't meet in a bathroom, kind looks like the type to force feed you casserole wife, waggled his eyebrows and was all like, "Is this a good enough answer?" and then Matt Lauer was like, "Hoyeah!" and -- and -- I'm sleepy. Enter the R. Kelly impersonator to wake me up with his music. I liked the first guy's voice better, but this fellow was funnier. Ohh, "Trapped In The Closet" guy, bless your heart.

"A-Listless": Samantha Bee filed a report about the horrifying epidemic of celebrity exhaustion. This was a pretty good report, mainly because we got to see Rob Corddry again. The second Rob Corddry Daily Show appearance in less than a month! Doesn't that guy have a movie to promote? Just bring him back on the show, for the love of Corddry and all things bald and funny. I loved the over-credits bit of Samantha trying to eat her dog's head. Awesome.

"Clusterf@#k to the White House": Fred Thompson is Frankenberry and Barack Obama is Batman. FACT. Another good fact to note is that Rudy Giuliani's 9/11 sex dreams are absolutely terrifying. I was surprisingly grossed out by the cartoon image of the 9 giving it to the 11. Maybe it was because the 11 looked like it was enjoying it too much. Yeah.

Okay, so who gives a darn about the real candidates (or number sex)?! Let's move on. Super-special announcement! Stephen Colbert rolled in to the studio and attacked the Daily Show crowd. God, I'm so jealous of that audience. Screw you, October 16th Daily Show audience, screw you. Oh, sorry, that wasn't the announcement. The announcement was what Stephen said once he sat down and cracked open a beer. He's definitely going to consider running for President!... in the South Carolina primaries. He elaborated later on the Colbert Report that he's doing it as a "favorite son". NoFactZone.net has got this business covered, transcript and all. Also, I must commend the show for their use of the waving flag on the screen behind Stephen. Nice touch.