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"Gubernatorial Malfeasance": As if to let the jokes really ripen, Jon and the gang left coverage of the Eliot Spitzer scandal for this night. Actually, maybe they just wanted the full effect of the media completely crapping themselves with joy, as demonstrated by Jon's Spitzer bib. Senior Legal Analyst Rob Riggle jumped in for what was, like, the shortest correspondent contribution ever, just to drop the joke that Spitzer's link to the prostitution ring was his penis. Come on.

As if to tease the fangirls, Jon briefly talked about his salt-and-pepper hair situation, the mention of which was probably prompted by a pre-show audience question. Yes, Jon, girls are dirty. Actually, now that I think about it... I spent most of Monday morning perusing the new ColbertPics.com site (note: they're calling for fans to upload their Stephen Colbert photos to help replace the former ultimate online collection of Colbert images, WonkyEar.com, RIP) on the hunt for a decent high-res photo of Colbert's greying temples. Don't ask why; just pretend it was for artistic research. I had neglected to mention my giddiness in seeing them in person in my Colbert Report taping report from February, but, man, that silver in sweet in person.

I may have said too much. Let's move on to a classier topic... like prostitutes.

"Indecision 2008": Finally, some Tuesday coverage. Unsurprisingly, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama fought all the way through, with Clinton pulling ahead just enough to claim major victories. John McCain has already pretty much locked up the Republican nomination and Mike Huckabee, um, was Mike Huckabee. I'm usually not very fond of the gag jokes, but the giant hands worked well, if only for that "Oh, Mickey!" bit.

"Bushman of Africa": President Bush recently paid a visit to five countries throughout Africa. He shared his learnings and experiences through a slideshow, keeping it real old-school. Due to his initiatives on malaria, there will be a George W. Bush Day to raise awareness. Was that a joke, Mr. President? I'll pretend it was.

Correspondent John Oliver stopped by to talk about this strange, new caring Bush and expressed his pain in seeing that Bush had it in him to do good all along. Whenever people bash The Daily Show (or the Colbert Report) for being really unfair to Bush, I like to point them to segments like this. Sure, they have a bit of a liberal bias, but they're not afraid to point out the blunders of the Democrats, nor do they shy away from recognizing when Republicans or conservatives have done well. Seriously, these two shows are probably more fair that many mainstream news outlets. Bless their snarky little hearts.

Daily Show/Colbert Report audience members can get a little enthusiastic and break the in-studio "no shouting" rules, as demonstrated by that one person who just had to yell out, "Vagina!" Behave yourselves, why don't you? Can't they see that Jon is still suffering from the after-effects of Oscar duties?

"Last Tango in Cleveland": Recently, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton got down and dirty at the Cleveland debates, where "no rules" held back the candidates ("It's the Outback Steakhouse of debates!") Of course, the two attacked each other back and forth, but Brian Williams found moments to chime in and be charming ol' Mr. Williams. Clinton had a brief conspiracy freak-out, pointing out that she always gets the first questions.

"Indecision 2008": Did you know Super Tuesday was on Tuesday? The media did a poor job of making us think that the five to six hours leading up the results were "fascinating". They didn't help their point by hurling numbers every which way. As if to add to the confusion, the news teams goofed around with unnecessary flashy graphics, like that "statistical lazy susan", and FOX News' newest player, Karl Rove. Yes, Rove has joined FOX News. Don't think about it too much or your heart will seize up.

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"Bush's Bucket List": President Bush, in his final year in office, has been continuing to do things that he should have done quite a long time ago. He also had an interview with Nightline's Terry Moran, which had its fair share of strange moments.

"10 Suckin' Years": It's been ten years since the Monica Lewinsky, um, situation broke, but it still doesn't look like the fellatio jokes about the administration have completely died. Just ask Carson Daly, who still uses them for his monologue sometimes to further confuse me as to why he has his own talk show. By the way, I was pretty young when the scandal happened and it caused me to believe for the longest time that "intern" was a very dirty word. Imagine my horror when I heard about the popularity of college students applying for internships to gain experience. Anyway, Correspondent John Oliver stopped by to show off his fabulous improvisational skills and talk about TDS' coverage of the scandal. He shared lots of old clips to illustrate his points (check this out for all sorts of videos from that time).

The Daily Show correspondents and analysts and very busy and important, so viewers will probably never get a chance to see the everyone show off their comedic chops at the same time. So, pore over this his GQ blog post, because it's probably going to be the closest thing we'll get to a display of their group genius.

In the article, the correspondents share their thoughts on various presidential candidates and some of their strangely hot wives. They also seem to have spent quite a bit of time thinking about the magic weight loss of both Mike Huckabee and Subway's Jared (Samantha Bee: "They've both got one pair of giant pants somewhere in their closet that they pull out every so often: Now three of me can fit in these pants!"). I don't think this is an excerpt from a larger, soon to be in-print piece, but I'm still holding out a little hope.

Hey, Viacom, don't screw this up. After being hated by YouTube-visiting Daily Show fans everywhere, Viacom is taking a big step in making up cool points. Starting today, Viacom will have every minute of the Daily Show, dating all the way back to the first episode in 1999, online at DailyShow.com. Sorry, Craig Kilborn lovers, it's just ol' Jonny Stew and his crew.

Of course, this move is probably less about pleasing the fans and more about the mad cash that Viacom will make in advertising. Hopefully the ads won't be too intrusive on the videos and folks will be able to watch their favorite "This Week In God" without being bombarded with Lars and the Real Girl imagery.

First off, Senator John McCain has changed his "Straight Talk Express" bus into the slightly more aggressive "No Surrender" bus. As a good buddy of the show, he called in to talk about this change. McCain is such a sport to still do goofy spots on Daily Show. I mean, I'm sure that, by now, he knows that it's pretty much a kiss of death to any campaign, but he doesn't seem to mind. Perhaps he just wanted to call in to talk about his "No Surrender" pussy wagon. Okay, he didn't call it that, but it'd be cool if he did. Give McCain some street cred with the younger crowd, yeah?

"Franco-American": Bush and French president Nicolas Sarkozy tried to be better BFFs by doing a casual lunch. Fun Fact: The only thing sexier than Laura Bush in a cone bra is Barbara Bush in whatever the hell she was wearing in that clip. Work it, Barbara, work it.

And why does Franco-American make canned Italian food?

"Lone Star Estate": Senior Western White House Correspondent Samantha Bee talked about Bush's continued success in taking the most presidential vacation days. It's been 423 days of dedication, folks! It feels like we haven't seen Bee in a while, no? Actually, we haven't been seeing much of her at all.

The CNN/YouTube-sponsored Democratic debate was hardcore. And extreme. And awesome. Actually, it was exactly like every other debate, except with the addition of a massive monitor with YouTube folks asking questions. I liked Jon's analysis of screen-sizes because I guess I'm the kind of person that can appreciate talk about screen-sizes (what a sad, sad thing to admit). Did I detect a little bitterness in Jon's voice when he touched on why he's not on YouTube?

"Indecision v.2.008": Senior Political Reporter Jason Jones, as a reporter, talked about feeling threatened by YouTube. Yesterday, right before The Daily Show came on at 11:00, there was a brief ad for Jones' scooter report. It didn't air last night, so I thought it had been bumped to this episode. It's been a while since we've seen a fun field report... I was a little disappointed that they didn't air it because I thought it looked promising. Tomorrow, maybe?

"The Cheney Presidency Remembered": For a few hours on Saturday, while Bush was getting a colonoscopy, Dick Cheney was President. The side-by-side view of Cheney's evil Iran plans and the colonoscopy was very unnecessary. I was not prepared for it and now have the image permanently burned into my brain. Senior Presidential Historian Samantha Kearns Bee reflected on the bold moves of Cheney's presidency, including decriminalizing shooting old men in the face. I spent a few minutes wondering why Samantha got a new middle name ("So... she'd be... Samantha Kearns Bee-Jones?") before I realized the Doris Kearns Goodwin connection. What can I say? I'm slow. Very, very slow.

Since Brian Williams was going to be in this episode, I was wondering if he'd make a Giant Head appearance. He didn't, but Ted Koppel popped up at the start and said that Jon Stewart sucked. The usual mild Giant Head humor ensued.

"Mess O' Potamia": Y'know what's funnier than Giant Head gags? Whack-a-Mole! Especially when multiple pundits use it was a way to describe our military's situation in the Middle East. I quite liked the list of operation names. My favorite was definitely "Centaur Rodeo", which is so much snazzier than "Arrowhead Ripper". If you're in need of a name for your speed metal trio, check out this massive list of the operation names.

The Daily Show won't be doing any coverage on the whole Paris Hilton situation, but Jon did share what over-the-shoulder pun they would have used... "Shawskank Redemption." Nice. Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, did talk about Hilton in his Late Night monologue later in the evening, and he used "Rawskank Redemption".

Jon also briefly touched on London's logo for the 2012 Olympics. Crap, that is. Crap. Jon may not be a graphic designer or artist, but I am. And I say that logo is crap. You know what is the most glaring sign that the logo is crap? The animated version of the logo causes seizures. That is bad graphic design.