Eva Longoria may be a tiny, little woman but she has a big mouth. She's been dating San Antonio Spurs basketball player Tony Parker and has been talking about how she is his 'teacher' in the bedroom. She recently told Allure magazine that she is the second person 23-year-old Parker has ever had sex with. How do you think he feels about her talking about their sex life?

Longoria said of her French-born boyfriend, "Since I grew up in Texas, I'm like the people he's gotten used to around San Antonio instead of being a Hollywood actress who's selfish and arrogant and full of herself... and screamy."

... with a Spurs championship ring on it. Well, actually she was probably just holding it. Most likely due to the recent happenings with herself, Parker and a police officer, the Desperate Housewives acress was booed by Pistons fans when she was shown on the overhead scoreboard during a recent Pistons-Spurs game. She somehow thought it was a good idea to hold up Parker's ring for all to behold. It looks like life imitates art ... if you want to call DH art, that is.

Early Christmas morning, Eva Longoria and her current boyfriend Tony Parker (he's a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs) were pulled over in Texas. Except they weren't really driving... they were already parked. A bicycle cop saw them and claimed they were getting in the way of traffic, but they didn't move. So he beat the hood of the car a few times until he got Parker's attention. Parker, who was behind the wheel, gave the officer a French driver's license after he tried to drive away and almost hit a pedestrian. The cop wrote a ticket, and he claimed that Longoria yelled at him, "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph." She has since denied that she said that. Great way to spend Christmas morning.