Law & Order: SVU - Tuesday April 27, 10 pm, CTV/NBC

NBC must have heard I was complaining about the 'Law & Order' franchise and decided they had to surprise me with a wicked little treat. So they hired Sharon Stone for a guest role as Stabler's ex-partner, now an ADA named Jo Malone. Sharon sticks around for four episodes and I do sincerely hope the writers make full use of her ability to play smart snarky women you don't necessarily like, but respect.

Sarah Silverman dropped by 'The Early Show' (weekdays, 7AM ET on CBS) to promote her memoir 'The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee' and learned that weatherman Dave Price may be harboring a secret crush.

"Didn't you tell me that Sarah was your secret crush, like, your entire life?" Maggie Rodriguez asked Price.

"I never told you that," Price replied quietly. And yet, Price and Silverman then lean suggestively toward each other as if to kiss with Rodriguez sandwiched in the middle.

Watch the video after the jump.

Comedienne Sarah Silverman once Tweeted: "I know Nazis are evil, but you have to admit they're cute when they're super little or elderly or sleeping." Fast forward to last night's 'The Sarah Silverman Program' (Thu., 12AM ET on COM) and Nazis, well... not so delightful.

Watch the video after the jump.

Brian, one half of the gay couple Brian and Steve on 'The Sarah Silverman Program,' is a big fuzzy nerd. Which is okay, because that's also the personality of the man who plays him, Brian Posehn.

Posehn is a zombie-loving metalhead, a fan of cartoons and comic books, and a hilarious stand-up comedian. His new album, 'Fart & Wiener Jokes,' is out April 27th, featuring a shirtless, buffed up Posehn on the cover in a heap of comedy carnage (he says he wanted it to look like a Man O' War album).

We almost didn't get to see Brian and Steve again this year. Silverman and Comedy Central were at odds over the show's budget, until the LOGO network came in and threw in more money to make the production possible. Posehn isn't sure there will be a season four, but he's got plenty of other projects on tap (a possible spinoff for Brian and Steve, a faux reality show with party rockers Steel Panther, and a new Cartoon Network show).

(S21E15) Our overly litigious society comes under fire in this week's installment of 'The Simpsons,' when a first kiss leads to zero tolerance on touching of any kind at the school. The new policy led to some pretty hilariously awkward moments later in the episode.

Bart learned the complexities of women and relationships while Lisa got a major boost in her self-esteem from Flotus1, a commenter on her gardening blog who was revealed to be someone everyone knows: the First Lady of the United States. The episode focused almost entirely on the school, and was incredibly entertaining throughout; definitely one of the strongest installments of the season so far.

So many of the gags and little jokes worked, like Lisa's teacher deriding her overachiever tendencies, Nelson taking a blind kid under his wing and even Bart and Nikki's discussion on proper vampires.

We're really glad we don't live in Sarah Silverman's neighborhood because, apparently, anything goes and it's usually TMI.

After seeing her dog pee on a mailbox, she decides that hey, why can't she pee on a mailbox, too? After all, the dog can pee anywhere, and she's the dog's boss.

We'll let you draw your own conclusions about what it must be like inside Silverman's mind. If it doesn't repulse you, watch 'The Sarah Silverman Program' (Thu., 10:30PM ET on COM).

Watch the video after the jump.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• CBS has NCAA Basketball all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour 'FlashForward.'
• NBC has a new 'Community' at 8, followed by new episodes of 'Parks and Recreation,' 'The Office,' '30 Rock,' and 'The Marriage Ref.'
• History Channel has a new 'Modern Marvels' at 8, then a new 'Food Tech.'
• At 9, TV Land has an 'Everybody Loves Raymond' marathon.
• At 10, FX has the season finale of 'Archer.'
• Bravo has a new 'Real Housewives of New York City' at 10.
• Lifetime has a new 'Project Runway' at 10, then a new 'Models of the Runway.'
• Current has a new 'InfoMania' at 10, followed by a new 'Rotten Tomatoes Show.'
• At midnight, Comedy Central has a new episode of 'The Sarah Silverman Program,' then a new 'Important Things with Demetri Martin.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town - Tuesday March 16, 9 pm, CBC

True story: When I was in high school, I was lucky enough to be invited on a date by the new guy at school. His dad worked with CBC and our date was to be a live taping of the original 'Kids in the Hall' sketch show. My date treated me to a large soda before the show and once seated, we discovered we were not allowed to get up again until taping concluded. Long story short: I peed my pants I laughed so hard. Needless to say, I didn't get a second date. Having the Kids back on TV has been a blast, and hopefully this final episode of 'Death Comes to Town' isn't the last time we'll see them reunited.

When she's not you-know-whating Matt Damon, Sarah Silverman is making a difference in the world by singing about the May Kadoody campaign on 'The Sarah Silverman Program' (Thu., 10:30PM ET on COM).

She's got plenty of supporters on hand to help, because these people really want to change the course of history. She almost gets a smack in the head with a trombone, but hey, it's for the children.

Watch the video after the jump.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new episode of 'The Deep End,' followed by new episodes of 'Grey's Anatomy' and 'Private Practice.'
• CBS has a new 'Survivor' at 8.
• NBC has more coverage of The Olympics at 8.
• At 9, FOX has a new 'Past Life.'
• History Channel has a new 'Food Tech' at 9.
• At 10, USA has a new 'Burn Notice.'
• There's a new 'Ace of Cakes' on Food Network at 10.
• Bravo has a new 'Real Housewives of Orange County' at 10.
• Comedy Central has a new 'Important Things with Demetri Martin' at 10, then a new 'Sarah Silverman Program.'
• Lifetime has a new 'Project Runway' at 10.
• FX has a new 'Archer' at 10.
• Also at 10: TLC has a new 'L.A. Ink.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

This is rich. One of the celebrity judges on Jerry Seinfeld's new reality show, 'The Marriage Ref' will be Madonna. That's right. Madonna. How funny is that? For advice on dancing or pop sings or shocking the public or even cone-shaped bras, Madonna would be the authority to go to. However, is she really the person you'd go to for marital advice?

Still, it's a big time booking for Seinfeld's new show. She's a star. And when you consider that Alec Baldwin is another choice for marriage judge, the requirement for appearing on the show is not personal success with marital relations. Lately, Alec Baldwin has been the poster boy for how not to handle joint custody of a child post-divorce!

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new episode of 'The Deep End,' followed by new episodes of 'Grey's Anatomy' and 'Private Practice.'
• CBS has the two-hour premiere of 'Survivor: Heroes & Villains,' then a new episode of 'The Mentalist.'
• NBC has new episodes of 'Community,' 'Parks and Recreation,' 'The Office,' and '30 Rock.'
• The CW has a new episode of 'The Vampire Diaries' at 8, followed by a new 'Supernatural.'
• PBS has 'In Performance at the White House' at 8.
• There's a new 'Modern Marvels' on History Channel at 8, then a new 'Food Tech.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'Past Life.'
• TLC has the series finale of 'American Chopper' at 9.
• Spike has a new 'TNA Impact' at 9.
• At 10, USA has a new 'Burn Notice.'
• Lifetime has a new 'Project Runway' at 10.
• Comedy Central has a new 'Important Things with Demetri Martin' at 10, followed by a new 'Sarah Silverman Program.'
• FX has a new 'Archer' at 10.
• Also at 10: Food Network has a new 'Ace of Cakes.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Ah, Valentine's Day. Yes, this weekend is the perfect time for candies and flowers and snuggling up on the couch with that special someone to share in the romantic glow of your giant HDTV as you watch the flashing neon signs of the new 'Vega$' DVD.

Okay, so maybe romance is dead after all, because judging from this week's pre-Valentine releases, Hollywood isn't in a very loving mood. But while nothing says "be mine" like giving your significant other a complete set of 'JAG,' we thought we'd go ahead and present our Singles guide to the top DVD issues of the week. Because as long as you have 'Gary Unmarried' at your fingertips, you'll never be alone.

Marriage just isn't an option for Sarah Silverman, at least not until gays have the legal right to marry, the actress/comedian said on 'The View' (weekdays, syndicated).

"If you're for equal rights, why would you get married right now? It's like joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews. There's no difference," Silverman said."

Watch the video after the jump.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 8, ABC has a new episode of 'The Deep End,' followed by new episodes of 'Grey's Anatomy' and 'Private Practice.'
• CBS has 'Surviving Survivor' at 8, then new episodes of 'CSI' and 'The Mentalist.'
• NBC has new episodes of 'Community,' 'Parks and Recreation,' 'The Office,' '30 Rock,' and 'The Jay Leno Show.'
• FOX has a new 'Bones' at 8, followed by a new 'Fringe.'
• There's a new 'Vampire Diaries' on The CW at 8, then a new 'Supernatural.'
• History Channel has a new 'Modern Marvels' at 8, followed by a new 'Food Tech.'
• At 9, VH-1 has 'Super Bowl Fan Jam 2010.'
• TLC has a new 'American Chopper' at 9.
• Spike has a new 'TNA Impact' at 9.
• At 10, USA has a new 'Burn Notice.'
• Comedy Central has the season premiere of 'Important Things with Demetri Martin' at 10, then the season premiere of 'The Sarah Silverman Program.'
• Lifetime has a new 'Project Runway' at 10.
• Bravo has a new 'Real Housewives of Orange County' at 10.
• Food Network has a new 'Ace of Cakes' at 10.
• Also at 10: FX has a new 'Archer.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.