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It might be summertime outside, but fall TV is just around the corner. The must-see, the bad, the unwatchable -- I've previewed all the networks' new shows, just for you.

From an expletive-spewing dad made famous on Twitter and another family that's far from ordinary, to a sexy Texas oilman moonlighting as a con artist, there's something for every TV taste ... and some things that are completely unpalatable.

Now keep in mind that these are "not for air" pilots. In some cases, there have already been casting changes; in other cases, there should be. Either way, these thoughts are just my initial reactions to the shows. Official reviews will come when the dust settles and we see the final premieres.

Got questions? E-mail me TV questions at TheTVShowGirl@aol.com and I'll try to get you answers on the show. -- By Maggie Furlong